Canadian Mustache

a unibrow

Did you see that dude's Canadian mustache?

by mooshkameeshka October 12, 2010

rubbing mustache

I need to poop.

I need to go rub a mustache, before I burst my colostomy bag!!!

by johnhenry June 1, 2004

THE mustache ride

Getting an invite for a party to celebrate the awesome that is the mustache on FaceBook and receiving hundreds of replies because the concept of reply to sender is difficult to grasp for some. Trolling and hilarity ensues, in that order.

FB_User_nosenseofhumor:

Okay, but what do we do about the annoying messages on our computers? It's still annoying, and there's no obvious way not to get them.

FB_User_regularperson:

Ha ha ha ha! You just had THE mustache ride!

by Doc_knows October 6, 2010

Mustache Vagina

One who possesses a vagina with a design of a mustache.

hey your mom showed me her vag the other day, shes got a nice mustache vagina!

by hulk hogan of slamming muff June 16, 2010

Milk Mustache

After a girl is done giving you a blow job, and your ready to cum, you cum on her upper lip. This will give the appearance of a milk mustache.

I'm gonna give that bitch a milk mustache tonight!

by TBKowns September 27, 2010

Greek Mustache

When one, after anally penetrating one's partner, wipes one's fecal encrusted member across the partner's upper lip. Also called a "Dirty Sanchez". Can also be called a "Trojan Mustache", if partner is unsuspecting.

Rob: I was having sex with your mother last night and she surprised me with a Greek Mustache.
Bob: How dare you! In that context it's called a Trojan Mustache!
Rob: Sorry. Either way, your mom's got a dick. Not cool.
Bob: How dare you! ......!

by Urple September 4, 2006

finger mustache

When you get a tattoo of a mustache on your finger.

Mostly intended for comedic purposes.

"Your new finger mustache tattoo is too funny!"

by BlitheNIne April 7, 2016