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P-38 Lightning

The most gangster fighter aircraft of World War 2. Made by Lockheed, it saw a vairety of use. It may have been lacking in firepower, but it's speed, firepower, and versatility make it one of the greatest planes of the war.
I don't need a P-47, P-52, or a F-4U. Just give me a P-38 Lightning and I'll be happy
by PineappleDude January 15, 2006
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Unexplained lightning powers

Example 1: A fictional character with unreasonable amounts of power, ability, or skill. As stated by the name, they are usually unexplained, yet on the off-chance may be. If they are explained, the explanation is lacking or downright retarded.

Example 2: A sudden burst in might, whether literal, political, or otherwise.

Derived from a Metal Gear Solid flash that joked about Volgin at times, poking fun at his control over lightning.
Well here comes Mr. Gary Sue and his fuckin' unexplained lightning powers. Say bye to your characters, guys.

Those were some unexplained lightning powers Hitler whipped out of his ass.
by Phineas1337 December 18, 2009
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white lightning

When a person attempts to deepthroat a man while shitfaced and vomits all over the penis, but continues performing oral sex anyway.
Dude, I love white lightning...

AH SHIT! THAT"S FUCKED UP! JUST LEAVE!
by clive owens July 4, 2009
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human lightning bug

When someone inserts a glows tick into their anus and presents it to a crowd for viewing.
Me and my mates were out camping and Rob turned himself into a human lightning bug without anyone asking.
by Anicken July 13, 2018
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Lightning Chonga Kush

A very dank strain of marijuana originating in VA. Known to be forest green in color, this strain is optimized by the use of muscle relaxants to open the body to the lightning that is to ensue.
Pat: Yo tk! Tryna get that Lightning Chonga Kush??
TK: FUCK YEAH!!! That shit is sooo dank.
by danknesssssss December 10, 2009
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Midget Lightning storm

When someone has a foot fetish consisting of only midgets, many many midgets, who constantly pee on that person one after another
Hey man how was your first night in vegas?
Good I had a threesome and totally felt greatvafter, how bout you?
Great I won three hundred bucks and celebrated by treating myself to midget lightning storm , but i'll tell you it wasn't cheap.
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Alaskan lightning dragon

When you piss in a girls mouth then zip tie her braces together then you taze the shit out of her then it comes out her nose like a dragon 🐉
I asked my girl if she wanted to do the Alaskan lightning dragon and she said HELL NO
by Jan the man 04 October 3, 2021
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