Landon

Landon is someone who might fight his demons every day but still manages to put a smile on his face. He has the most GORGEOUS blue eyes and dirty blonde hair. One of the most HANDSOME boys you will ever meet. He is great with kids. He is someone who will make you really happy when you see his face. He is also a GENTLEMEN. He is smart, athletic, and super funny. He is really good at knockout and volleyball. He is also really good at spiking a volleyball. So basically he is an angel.

Girl 1- OMG! Who is that charming, and handsome boy?
Girl 2- He is new.

Girl 3- That must be a Landon.
Girl 1, 2, and 3- He is so cute

by anonymous February 18, 2021

Landon

Landon is awesome and the sexiest dude you'll ever meet. Does not like beans contrary to popular belief. Does not like telutubbies, but honestly who does? Al the girls like him and you should be more like him. My name is Landon, sue me.

Girl: OMG Landon just talked to me!!!!!!!!
Other Girls: Faint.

by NotLandon February 27, 2021

Layton Salyers

A bitch, he’s Bryson’s bestfriend. But he can be a real bitch sometimes. |:(

You - Do you know Layton Salyers?

Me - Yep
You - Who Is He?
Me - A pain in the ass.

by Mistiful September 5, 2021

Landon

Sissy suffering from hair loss and erectile dysfunction

Ewwww thats landon, he is a slut for gold diggers

by F_ur_mo March 2, 2022

Eggs Layton

Someone who eats a shit ton of fucking eggs day and night and gets no bangs (no intercourse)

That guy is a right Eggs Layton! All he does is eat eggs for every meal and never bangs any girls....what's he playing at!?

by Run The Juelz February 9, 2017

Sage Layton

A dramatic ass bitch that's hella dramatic about everything

person 1: omg this dude is being so dramatic about everything, like okay boomer

Person 2: nah that ain't a boomer, that's Sage Layton

by Ijustneededtomakeapoint January 4, 2020

ladonna syndrome

a special type of allergy that makes u laugh uncontrollably and burst out into spontaneous song singing (horribly might i add)

ladonna syndrome is very bad for your health.

WELL La Donna singing and if you don't know her well just picture a a Banshee(A mythological, female, magical creature that flies all night looking for prey. They feed on people's sadness. They kill by screaming in such a high pitch that it breaks glass and the arteries of its victem's body so that they drown in their own blood) lmfao

by Andre Loredo May 29, 2008