gabby lapeyre

just the sickest bitch out there she’s cool asfk

ayo have u heard of gabby lapeyre?
yeah dude she’s sick!

by yoyoyoyostee September 8, 2020

The Lapps

A family consisting of Hamish, Hannah, and Harmis. The Lapps are a well known group of sketchy Amish folk within the Amish community who run an underground buttermilk pyramid scheme.

The Lapps: *travel through miles and miles of the vast country side via horse and carriage to continue their shady side business.*

Amish man #1, from afar: *suspicious Amish noises*

by Peacher Is My Bicn ok September 24, 2020

Root lapper

One who enjoys the act of sucking and slurping another's cock, and the practice of licking the penis shaft to the scrotum, and finishing by lapping Deez Nuts.

My current girlfriend is the best root lapper I've shafted.

by Panty Muncher58 September 26, 2021

Lazy Lippy

When your girlfriend is blowing you on the drive home, climbs on your car naked to fuck you, you suggest going to the bedroom. She puts on makeup and lingerie, but your ass passes out while she’s getting ready.

I drank too much tonight and I became a real lazy lippy.

by KWLIP May 24, 2022

Dirty Lippy

When yo boy sleeps w yo girl and you catch him in her closet.

He got dirty lippy(ed)!

by porswander October 13, 2022

Sloppy Loppy

When you forget to clean yourself up after a meeting with the bosses and sit down in your chair, then need to change into clean pants.

Shit. I gotta run home, I accidentally did a sloppy Loppy this morning.

by Rodney Carlson December 22, 2022

pro-lappucino

When one gargles cum until it becomes frothy. Then spits the cum into a prolapsed anus. After which the cum is drunk out of the anus. Freshly grated nutmeg is optional.

I’m going to make a pro-lappucino in your ass

by Cucklord208 January 15, 2023