by Jm87 November 18, 2022
Get the Lava mug.D1: You drank something that fucked up your kidneys and pissed them off. It retaliated by making your piss feel like magma.
D2: You are starting to value your dicks health and want to retract it when you pee, but it's still a bit tight. You decide to do it anyway and the foreskin shuts the pee valve 90% and makes your pee feel like its 9000 degrees.
D3: You finally get circumcised, but you still feel sensitive. You are in the shower and you are washing your dick. A lot of soap ends up getting there, and you can feel a bit of burning down your urethra. You decide its nothing and go on about your day. You feel like you need to pee and go to the toilet. You feel a shit ton of burning magma piss shoot out. You think your body is gonna explode, but you remember soap and sensitive dick don't mix well.
D2: You are starting to value your dicks health and want to retract it when you pee, but it's still a bit tight. You decide to do it anyway and the foreskin shuts the pee valve 90% and makes your pee feel like its 9000 degrees.
D3: You finally get circumcised, but you still feel sensitive. You are in the shower and you are washing your dick. A lot of soap ends up getting there, and you can feel a bit of burning down your urethra. You decide its nothing and go on about your day. You feel like you need to pee and go to the toilet. You feel a shit ton of burning magma piss shoot out. You think your body is gonna explode, but you remember soap and sensitive dick don't mix well.
Guy 1: OW FUCK WHY DOES MY PISS FEEL LIKE LAVA?
Guy 2: You need to take precautions. Don't get the Lava Pee case.
Guy 1: Oh okay- wait what the fuck are you doing in the bathroom?! Get out!!!!
Guy 2: Just sayin. The Lava Pee case can be prevented.
Guy 2: You need to take precautions. Don't get the Lava Pee case.
Guy 1: Oh okay- wait what the fuck are you doing in the bathroom?! Get out!!!!
Guy 2: Just sayin. The Lava Pee case can be prevented.
by Skeletonbones November 19, 2022
Get the Lava Pee mug.Guy 1: So how did it go last night?
Guy 2: I gave her the lava lamp treatment.
Guy 1: Nice one bro.
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: By the way, did you file the divorce papers?
Guy 2: Wait, we're married??
Guy 1: For Christ sake, dad...
Guy 2: I gave her the lava lamp treatment.
Guy 1: Nice one bro.
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: By the way, did you file the divorce papers?
Guy 2: Wait, we're married??
Guy 1: For Christ sake, dad...
by Jack-In-Goff April 29, 2022
Get the the lava lamp mug.like grey rocking but instead of creating disinterest by fading out you act like a crazy person until they decide they don't want to interact with you
she wouldn't leave me alone when we broke up so I lava rocked her by sending her a bunch of crazy messages when I was drunk
by themanwiththeplan October 4, 2022
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by soulessbones January 20, 2022
Get the Wet Lava mug.Yo fam you deadass posted a video of you blowing that opps head top? Your lava the feds are finna run dat
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