kronurgy

The manipulation of time, or "time magic." Includes time travel, freezing time, changing the speed of time, and changing the effects of time on an object or organism (like speeding up aging, weathering, or chemical reactions). Also spelled "chronurgy." Derived from Kronos/Chronus, a Titan in Greek mythology who could manipulate time

Coined by twitter user @wisteriabigsur in early 2024.

"Wizards often use kronurgy to ensure they are never late to the function."

by mrmngrl July 5, 2024

Kront

kront is the same as nigger jew

Ino you"re such a kront

by IndyShlant October 8, 2024

Krongelbar

The act of Blowing someone off then eating a bar of chocolate (preferably chocolate bar) then letting the bar melt in your mouth before going back to blowing them off with the melted bar in your mouth

Bro she gave me a krongelbar last night and it was amazing!

by Ringlebob November 27, 2024

Krong

One who adds 's's to words unnecessarily. ie. "Hises ands capises"

Wow, he speaks Krong.

by Hazbin_Fan909 February 19, 2025

Kronoblox

An investigator determined to uncover pedophiles and imprison them

Do you see this, Joe? Kronoblox will expose a child predator

by KronoBLOX March 8, 2025

Kronjebald

An expression used when caught attempting a nefarious deed to indicate the completely inability to offer any reasonable explanation

When Guy was caught in the act with his hand in the cookie-jar he could only mutter 'Kronjebald'

by Oblivvy March 4, 2026

Krononaut Moon

a quasi-yearly celebration of Time Travel, when Time Travelers (Krononauts or Chrononauts) make contact with us — physically or via quantum signals.

The event occurs on the night of the Total Lunar Eclipse — also called the Blood Moon because of the deep red color that the Full Moon turns to. Upcoming nights of the Krononaut Moon will occur on 07 Sep 2025, 03 Mar 2026, 31 Dec 2028, 26 Jun 2029, 20 Dec 2029, and so on.

I met my past and future selves on the night of the Krononaut Moon!

by 0bject July 10, 2025