Kirk

The man who can’t catch fish.

Kirk hasn’t stopped fishing.

by zjc November 21, 2021

Kirked

When someone gets shot from a building across campus

Maddy should get kirked

by Lyaker September 30, 2025

Kirking

When a lesbian woman beatboxes on a pussy before eating it out as a form of teasing their partner.

All this Kirking is making me so thirsty.

I’m going to Kirk you.

I got Kirked so gooooood last night aughhh

by Senator Nick McKum October 28, 2025

Kirk

To break something with your mighty hands.

The machine is broken because he kirked it!

by Rbsoldior January 30, 2018

Kirked

When you get killed immediately after saying the dumbest, most disingenuous thing ever.

“You hear about how Jake said Mexicans are responsible for inflation and then got hit by a bus?”

“Oh yeah! He got Kirked for sure!”

by GratefulPrankster September 12, 2025

Kirk

to give someone oral sex

“My girl gave me fire Kirk last night”

by spitz___5 November 16, 2025

Kirk mimi

A self-centred little whining bitch that sends you death threats on Instagram dms.

nicky messaged me again what a Kirk mimi

by Shadowknite October 7, 2016