Charlie Kirked

The money shot at the end of a porno, when liquid suddenly gushes forth.

Oh man I just Charlie Kirked all over that chick's face

by The bootynator September 11, 2025

Kirking

Kirking is a when an online troll attacks members of the emergency services on social media such as Facebook and Twitter. It came about in the 2020 Covid19 Pandemic where doctors and nurses were abused online for simply working.

That guy Tim is a total Kirker. It’s shameful some of the things he posted last night and the language he used was shocking. Kirking

by Tattoo11 March 30, 2020

Kirk

Slang for neck, comes from that bum Charlie Kirk getting neck tapped

Bro it’s been a minute, need some Kirk fr

by Best Based Lord October 10, 2025

Kirk Copain

A shot used for punishment, made of a shot of baileys, Pernod, lime cordial and some Tabasco sauce... The punishee must pay for the shot effectively loading the gun and shooting themselves. It tastes of curdled Pernod and Tabasco.

Oh shit, Curtis broke the rules again, that'll be another Kirk Copain

by The executor January 7, 2014

Matt Kirk

Special

That guy is such a Matt Kirk

by blackhammer9555 March 23, 2022

Kirked

A bloke who says “yeah I’ll sort it mate”

Has that been done Kirk? “Yeah mate”

You’ve been kirked have you?

by Youknowitmakesense November 8, 2022

The Kirk Lean

The Kirk Lean is when a person gets hit in the neck and leans left for the first time in their life. The Kirk Lean is a once in a lifetime experience for right-siders, but it may be fatal.

"Did you see Charlie Kirk get shot? That was the first time I've seen him lean left. I think I'll call it The Kirk Lean."

by Kaizu4D September 22, 2025