(noun) The random dog doo that a dog owner picks up and disposes of when out and about to make up for those times when his or her own dog has done its business somewhere that then mysteriously cannot be found (e.g., out in the tall grass in the park).
To pick up karma poo is to maintain equilibrium in the world of dog doo disposal, and to help make up for all the idiot dog owners who allow their dogs to defecate anywhere and everywhere without cleaning it up.
To pick up karma poo is to maintain equilibrium in the world of dog doo disposal, and to help make up for all the idiot dog owners who allow their dogs to defecate anywhere and everywhere without cleaning it up.
"Man, I've looked everywhere and I can't find Fido's poo!"
"Dude, you'd better go find some karma poo and take care of it!"
or
"What are you doing? Fifi didn't take a dump!"
"I know, but I think she snuck one out here somewhere the other day, and I'm way behind on my karma poo anyway."
"Dude, you'd better go find some karma poo and take care of it!"
or
"What are you doing? Fifi didn't take a dump!"
"I know, but I think she snuck one out here somewhere the other day, and I'm way behind on my karma poo anyway."
by MollyBurrito August 21, 2011
Get the karma poomug. The week of August 12th, 2018 when karma did its due diligence and exposed all of Jeffree's ex-friends.
Started by Gabriel Zamora posting a picture of Laura Lee, Nikita Dragun, Manny MUA and himself captioning "bitch is bitter because without him we're doing better". Followed by tweets shading Jeffree out of nowhere (just to hop on the publicity bandwagon since Jeffree was currently blowing up). Ironically, this resulted in fans digging up Gabriel's, Laura's and Nikita's past racist tweets for which they all gave booty guru apologies and lost TONS of followers and subscribers on all social media channels.
Meanwhile, noone but the sacrificial lamb (Gabriel Zamora) apologized to Jeffree personally for shading him, using him for money and publicity, and then throwing him away like a used towel.
Only time will show if this turns into the year of Karma because as uncle Jeffree said, 2018 still has 4 months left 😁 (a tweet sent out during The Week of Karma)
Started by Gabriel Zamora posting a picture of Laura Lee, Nikita Dragun, Manny MUA and himself captioning "bitch is bitter because without him we're doing better". Followed by tweets shading Jeffree out of nowhere (just to hop on the publicity bandwagon since Jeffree was currently blowing up). Ironically, this resulted in fans digging up Gabriel's, Laura's and Nikita's past racist tweets for which they all gave booty guru apologies and lost TONS of followers and subscribers on all social media channels.
Meanwhile, noone but the sacrificial lamb (Gabriel Zamora) apologized to Jeffree personally for shading him, using him for money and publicity, and then throwing him away like a used towel.
Only time will show if this turns into the year of Karma because as uncle Jeffree said, 2018 still has 4 months left 😁 (a tweet sent out during The Week of Karma)
Jeffree: "I'm really gonna need someone in the government to write down this week as THE WEEK OF KARMA"
by JefYuzKat August 18, 2018
Get the The Week of Karmamug. by Container September 23, 2003
Get the karma hotelmug. by Medium "M" February 13, 2010
Get the Karma Killermug. a person who provides their partner with emotional or physical stability in a relationship in return for something. e.g.: submissive, dominant
1) Karma Partners will fall out of love with each other once they learn how true confidence is created.
2) His emotional instability made him vulnerable to the manipulation of a Karma Partner.
3) Past experiences create emotional blocks affecting confidence and creating the need for Karma Partners... or someone who embraces someone else for something in return.
2) His emotional instability made him vulnerable to the manipulation of a Karma Partner.
3) Past experiences create emotional blocks affecting confidence and creating the need for Karma Partners... or someone who embraces someone else for something in return.
by KarmaBoy July 7, 2010
Get the Karma Partnermug. The owing of a favor or other positive courtesy, based on someone doing something helpful or positive for you, without you having the opportunity to return the gesture, either due to circumstances or because such returns are declined.
A: Dude, someone just returned the wallet I lost, credit cards and everything still in it!
B: Did they leave their name or number?
A: Nope, nothing. Guess I've racked up some karma debt.
B: Did they leave their name or number?
A: Nope, nothing. Guess I've racked up some karma debt.
by thomasnism October 15, 2008
Get the Karma Debtmug. noun; the act of the scene gods controlling your every move, due to previous acts of scene-unholyness.
ash: 'shit man, in the weekend, i made a joke about scene kids, and now i have 304 friend requests on bebo.com, and 17 invitations for vanity groups!'
georgia: 'it must be scene karma.'
georgia: 'it must be scene karma.'
by arising scene god December 17, 2008
Get the scene karmamug.