by emilyole December 9, 2008
Get the fuckin jukebox mug.Mickey goes to the judge after speaking to him before about getting a divorce with Minney. The judge says "I'm sorry Mickey but I couldn't find grounds for divorce for being insane. Mickey looks stunned and says "I didn't say she was insane I said she was fucking Goofy".
Joe says to Will
"ahh that was madd jokez homiee".
Joe says to Will
"ahh that was madd jokez homiee".
by beccam19 December 24, 2008
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A person in whose mouth one puts one's cock to shut said person up. The opposite of a jukebox in which one deposits something in in order to hear something.
from Overheard In New York
You've Been Waiting for an Excuse to Use That One, Haven't You?
NYU girl: I'm not surprised that she has mono. I mean, she's been a slut for a while now. It was bound to catch up with her.
Friend: Yeah, she's a reverse jukebox.
NYU girl: A what?
Friend: You know how you put money into a jukebox and it makes noise? Guys put their dicks in her to make her shut the fuck up.
--NYU Silver Center
You've Been Waiting for an Excuse to Use That One, Haven't You?
NYU girl: I'm not surprised that she has mono. I mean, she's been a slut for a while now. It was bound to catch up with her.
Friend: Yeah, she's a reverse jukebox.
NYU girl: A what?
Friend: You know how you put money into a jukebox and it makes noise? Guys put their dicks in her to make her shut the fuck up.
--NYU Silver Center
by O.I.N. June 7, 2009
Get the Reverse Jukebox mug.friend 1: My mom gave my dad a bj...
friend 2:Let's all not think negative, bj stands for Broken Jukebox.
(this was how the word was invented)
friend 2:Let's all not think negative, bj stands for Broken Jukebox.
(this was how the word was invented)
by Akward Ari June 9, 2010
Get the Broken Jukebox mug.(n.) a quick move to avoid projectile vomit
(v.) to move quickly in an effort to avoid projectile vomit (puke juked, puke juking, puke jukes)
(v.) to move quickly in an effort to avoid projectile vomit (puke juked, puke juking, puke jukes)
Did you see that sweet puke juke back there?! Not a drop on me!
Uh-oh, Christina looks a little woozy. Step back in case I have to puke juke her.
Uh-oh, Christina looks a little woozy. Step back in case I have to puke juke her.
by RickBaideia April 2, 2011
Get the puke juke mug.probly the most beautaful and amazing person you are ever likley to meet. she has many friends and is very intelligent well being good a some sports but manily basketball. any boy would be lucky to have her and many girls wish to be her.
by ryan will smith October 4, 2011
Get the harriet jukes-hughes mug.To appear out of nowhere, without any plausible explanation of how he/she/it could have done so.
(to juke, juked)
(to juke, juked)
to juke (verb.)
"How did he get in here? Windows and doors are locked!"
-"Man he totally juked in here."
"How did he get in here? Windows and doors are locked!"
-"Man he totally juked in here."
by DankDaddyT January 8, 2017
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