bend-jon

Slang word for " defecation" "poo" or "go to the toilet". The word originated from my mother who used it to describe her dogs going number twos. "Bend" is the shape and "Jon" is an english word for toiled. Go figure but it's extremely catchy.

Mum took her dogs for a walk to do a bend-jon.

by David Rowlands July 19, 2006

Jon Libby

A fucking awesome person that you are not.

Jon Libby is such a Jon Libby, no one else will ever be as much of a Jon Libby as he is.

by McSpanky69 August 4, 2011

Jon

A little gay homo who likes to hump little kids, and likes to torture everyone he meets

Steven: He is such a Jon
Annika: I know right?!

by #JonIsHomo October 1, 2018

beat jon

A girl that dies her hair blonde and forgets what box she used, so she has 2 color blondes in her hair. She has huge chapped lips w/ white lip stick on them. She thinks it's funny/cute that ppl throw food at her.

Aim your food at the beat jon.

by khjil April 18, 2005

Jon's ride

A foolish person, dumbass

"He's so dumb he set his alarm to silent, he must be Jon's ride"

by MG.2.9. April 10, 2019

Jon Peace

If you forget the word to something you need. Its a replacemeant for the word thing. It can be confusing because sometimes people dont know what your talking about. So you have to point to it.

Carrie: Yo, can you hand me that jon peace?
Harry: Do you mean the remote or the popcorn??

by K-Dog and T-Dog October 8, 2008

hot jon

When you stick a curling iron up someone's ass and turn it on. It's often used as a threat.

"Shut up before I give you a hot jon."

by the MN Realest April 16, 2015