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Jonathan

A really nice guy and really cares about people, but he has his downsides mostly being that he is extremely unattractive and girls absolutely hate him he is a complete dork who try's to make people laugh just by screaming and saying random words than pertain nothing to the situation he can also be a extreme jerk and it makes you question why you ever became friends with him.
Oh Jonathan. Yeah he's a nice guy but he has to many negatives to ever be liked
by Obsolete Mule October 22, 2017
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Jonathan

Jonathan molested my dog
by Thicc Niggas June 19, 2019
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Jonathan

A short ass boy who is ugly as hell he looks like a rat and smells like cow shit , his crush will never like him back and is annoying he has a big ass head and his eyes stick out he’s really ugly when i see him i wish i was never born that’s how ugly he is i don’t mean this to any other jonathan besides that one jonathan i hate
Boy: Yo look it’s jonathan

Me: Ewwww
by Mayson January 5, 2020
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Jonathan

Some black kid that has a forehead the size of megaminds
Damn do you see thag Jonathan over there? His head is fat asf!
by Yessirski October 22, 2019
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Jonathan Jonathan Johnson

JJJ for short. He is the most infamous villain in town. He is better than you and you know it. You guys might hate him but haters gonna hate JJJ is the goat.
Jonathan Jonathan Johnson just stole my girlfriend

“I love Jonathan Jonathan Johnson ”
“ he’s so hot”

“ he’s mine”

“ no he’s mine!”
by Glynop August 30, 2023
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Jonathan

A large black male who thinks traps are gays. The main reason he believes this is because he is confused about his sexuality. He doesn’t want to admit he is gay because he is ashamed so he insteads calls things that are perfectly straight gay.
Black male: bro traps are gay bruh.
You: no they are not, quit being such a jonathan.
Black male: ik Ik, I’m just a little bi-curious, that’s all
by EliteCoDplayer34 June 27, 2018
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