Jonathan

A person who always will lie to the person they know you like and make them like them .
But the only way this can be stopped is if you show the person you like how terrible Jonathan is.
by Laurance1601 July 18, 2018
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Jonathan

A fucking asshole who will call you “gay” or “fagotevery day.
Kid: Hi Jonathan

Jonathan: Fuck you fagot
by Alias Pseudonym Anonymous November 04, 2019
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Jonathan

that guy looks gay he must be a jonathan
by bob picklesson August 18, 2020
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Jonathan

Some black kid that has a forehead the size of megaminds
Damn do you see thag Jonathan over there? His head is fat asf!
by Yessirski October 23, 2019
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Jonathan

A really nice guy and really cares about people, but he has his downsides mostly being that he is extremely unattractive and girls absolutely hate him he is a complete dork who try's to make people laugh just by screaming and saying random words than pertain nothing to the situation he can also be a extreme jerk and it makes you question why you ever became friends with him.
Oh Jonathan. Yeah he's a nice guy but he has to many negatives to ever be liked
by Obsolete Mule October 23, 2017
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Jonathan Jonathan Johnson

JJJ for short. He is the most infamous villain in town. He is better than you and you know it. You guys might hate him but haters gonna hate JJJ is the goat.
“ Jonathan Jonathan Johnson just stole my girlfriend

“I love Jonathan Jonathan Johnson ”
“ he’s so hot”

“ he’s mine

“ no he’s mine!”
by Glynop August 30, 2023
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Jonathan

A large black male who thinks traps are gays. The main reason he believes this is because he is confused about his sexuality. He doesn’t want to admit he is gay because he is ashamed so he insteads calls things that are perfectly straight gay.
Black male: bro traps are gay bruh.
You: no they are not, quit being such a jonathan.
Black male: ik Ik, I’m just a little bi-curious, that’s all
by EliteCoDplayer34 June 27, 2018
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