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Jonah's Mom

A badass Mom. She is funny, awkward, loves the Beatles and is cooler than the other side of the pillow. The ideal mate. The cat's meow. She's exactly how it works.
Dude, that Milf over there is a total "Jonah's Mom"....she's got it going on.
by State_of_Frew April 4, 2015
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Jonahed

To be utterly destroyed in a debate (everyone to 0) even when you prepared for days and were overconfident that you would win
Wow John got jonahed in that debate huh?
by The incredible Ri June 12, 2018
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jonah flinkman

Feels Bad Man all the time super depressed but runs a famous meme page
Have you seen Jonah Flinkmans meme page????
by FeelsLifeMan February 20, 2018
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Jonah has a big ol' cock

Yeah he does!
by ArabDick January 26, 2019
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JONAH MARAIS

he is the hottest out of these five really smexy boys jack zach daniel and corbyn but like jonah is like

mmmmmm
the rest of em are like
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i meet them in 11 days and you don’t ahahahah beat me sisssissiisiis

jk i’m nice.
1:wdw is hot

2:yeah corbyn s the hottest

me: NO JONAH MARAIS IS
by jonahshot July 28, 2019
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johnathan

Someone who is a hard worker, and usually will date someone with an A, M, or E name. He is usually very kind to everyone he meets and generally has a great attitude towards his friends. he is respectful and really nice to his peers. But overall, the M will take his heart
Girl 1: look at johnathan helping her!
Girl 2: how sweet!!
by 22222Lmaoooooooo April 3, 2020
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janatheeban

A light skinned King. That doesn’t talk much. He’s Always there for you and only wants the best for you. Most Loyal Person on Earth.
You are a real Janatheeban
by Geazy E November 2, 2020
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