Jet Bag

Usually an old bag or ugly bag you pick up or sit next to on a jet or plane trip.

Refers to the bag you spew in on the plane.

"Hi my name's Tish." "I guess we'll be sitting together for the next 20 hours?"

"Fuck'in great!" "Sitting next to a Jet Bag!"

"Well hello and fuck you to pig!"

"Yeh!" "Yeh!" "I'll fuck you later bitch!" "Just give me a minute."

by The Moody Poet January 20, 2007

JET

Jug Eared Twat

to be used to refer to those whose head looks like a trophy

"Shit, look at JET over there"
"Who let the JET in here?"
"Look at Andy! What a JET!"

by The Culprit February 16, 2005

Jet-Puffed

the act of getting screwed over by a fat person. The person doesn't necessarily need to be overweight at the time of the encounter.

Originated from Kraft Marshmallows Brand "Jet-Puffed"

952): "My boyfriend cheated on me..."
480): "Who cares, wasn't he fat"
952): "Ya, I really got Jet-Puffed!"

Man I really got Jet-Puffed, I was late, standing in line at the grocery store and this little fat kid cut in front of my to buy a candy bar.

by MsJBootie November 30, 2009

Benny and the jets

Tourettes - shouting out swear words without thinking first, or swearing at an inproper moment

oh god here she goes again with the Benny and the jets,

by bloodfairy April 08, 2011

Jet Blue

When a woman is on all fours on a bed, and a man runs across the bedroom and swiftly shoves his penis in her ass.

"Their sexual encounter was going great until he gave her the Jet Blue!"

by Carmel Crew July 30, 2008

Jet Ass

When you keep shitting diarrhea all day and an't control it or clean it up.

Harry got a bad case of jet ass in Dumb and Dumber.

by moviegeek September 08, 2012

Jet Job

–verb (used with object)

to recieve a blow job on a jet plane.

Hi. Can I haz jet job?

by Julio Suave July 14, 2010