Jesse

WILL GET YOU RAVIOLIS BUT NOT TELL YOU WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO GET THEM EVEN IF YOU'RE STARVING

Wow, that guy is such a Jesse.

by Chokishki December 21, 2016

Jesse

As you are reading this Jesse is most likely having sex. Jesses reek of sex. Girls can not get enough of a Jesse and Jesses know this. To be with a Jesse is to reach heaven on earth. Don't worry guys Jesses don't leave out their boys. When a Jesse isn't nose deep in a girl, he's out partying it up with his boys at a house party being the life of the party. Everyone needs more Jesse in their life.

Girl 1: " Ashley, I just had the best night ever! Jesse..."
Girl 2: " Say no more... every girl dreams of the day they get to be with Jesse."

by heheheboi November 8, 2018

Jesse

A person with big lips and is a bitch and loves guys

Bro this guy is such a Jesse

by Josejose91 February 24, 2018

jesse

a ponce, wuss, wet blanket.

1-" he wouldn't even have a beer in case his mum found out "
2-" god, what a jesse"

by rab27 February 13, 2009

Jesse

One who frequently obsesses and stalks asian girls. Usually, the girl is named Minnar or Jackie. This unfortunate event haunts Jesse because he cannot control his love

"oh my god. what a Jesse"

by kjsdbn;iaodufg May 6, 2009

Jess

Trash

Take out the jess

by Ren-Mar September 16, 2017

Jesse

O'Brien- Below average height for a Leprechaun. Lacks all motivation to succeed in life as a human. Dreams of having a penis the size of a standard Asian. Not mechanically inclined, despite his own belief.

Jesse says- "How do you know your stick shift is in Neutral?"
DUH!!!

by AB2Z May 3, 2009