jewish shuffle

The jewish shuffle is what a guy does when it's time to pay his share of the bill and can't seem to locate his wallet. Instead of producing the cash he begins patting himself down and exhibits a dumb look on his face while explaining that he can't find his wallet. This is usually followed by him asking his friends to knock out his share of the bill.

Shit! That sorry bum Trevor just busted out with the Jewish Shuffle after we ordered food at Burger King. His broke ass never has any cash!

by Gatemouth brown January 4, 2018

Jewish Snorkel

The act of lodging your nose up a woman’s vagina while she farts down your mouth as she is sitting on your face.

“Bro, I totally copped a Jewish Snorkel off that bird I met last night!!!”

by Garzie June 24, 2018

Jewish Jack Shot

Taking a cup used for ashing cigarettes (or Ash tray) pouring a shot of Jack Daniels into it for a tasty treat.

Friend 1: Dare you to to take a Jewish Jack shot
Friend 2:what's it worth?
Friend 1: tenner
Friend 2: DEAL!

by Cheezybiscuit September 21, 2018

jarish

a person who never runs out of energy and is hyper 24/7. they have no filter and will say what they please. they also aren't afraid to do anything and strive for excellence

person 1: wow look that person just did a crazy thing

person 2: yeah cause that's a jarish

by the.yee.to.my.haw June 29, 2019

jewish dave

Jewish Dave is a Jewish lad who who is 1/16 Jewish and uses the powers he gained at Jew camp as well as the Jew tool fight hoes and thots

Jewish Dave used the power of the Jew tool to open that stlth pod

by Gamerman69 October 9, 2019

JewishHotDog

a hotdog that has jewish meat in it not regular dog meat.

Hey man, can i try that charred burnt jewishhotdog

by Hotdoghotdiggitydog October 15, 2019

Jewish Fruit

A life-ending gum that chews so sOOOOOOOOs. Not to be confused with JuuJ Fruit.

"Jewish Fruit is gonna' kill ya'!"

by UDfan1234567890 October 31, 2019