Jason's dad

A non-exsistant thing

Stacey: that lady has a penis

Joe: oh yeh like Jason's dad

by Jason's dad April 18, 2016

jason fox

THE coolest kid ever,has a giant dick and loves pc

Who is that kid who always top frags in csgo?

that's Jason Fox

by Why did you leave me May 25, 2016

Jason zoet

The act of sticking your own finger in a dog's asshole and giving your self a mustache.

Something is wrong with that guy. He just pulled a Jason zoet on himself!!

by ambully October 5, 2016

Jason

Jason is a guy who melts your heart whenever he smile. He makes you smile on your worst days, he has the lamest jokes, and the weirdest laugh. He's sweet, caring and adorable. If you ever have the chance to date a Jason, never let him go, it'll be the worst mistake of your life. Jason's can be boring, annoying and mean. But, you'll get over that. When Jason's aren't boring or mean.. he's amazing,generous and outgoing.He goes out of his way for other people. He has a laid back, calm approach. Jason's are normally truthful, gullible and very attractive(: He's good to get along with, and easy to fall in love with.

Jason is a ginger.
I love Jason so much (:
I have a Jason for a boyfriend.. be jealous!

by Lex_123456 October 27, 2012

Jason Lee

The name of a prodigious actor and former skateboarder who played roles in several awesome Kevin Smith films.
Also was Earl Hickey in "My Name Is Earl."

Made headlines when he named his child "Pilot Inspektor." Also a Scientologist, which means he is probably a douche.

Guy 1: I love Jason Lee! He is a great actor and used to be a siick skateboarder!!!
Guy 2: Dude, he's a scientologist.
Guy 1: I hate Jason Lee.

by -J.L.- February 28, 2010

Jason

Probably the sickest kid to ever walk the earth. A Jason pulls bitches like it's nobody's business and doesn't even care about it. In addition, in Ancient Rome jason translates directly to Alpha amongst men as a Jason is harder than a diamond straight out of the core of the earth. Saint Jason is often the name referred to as the one who walks the earth in aid of those who need assistance. However only the hardest of then men obtain this aid as a Jason is always lurking with his squad and lives for his dogs.

Hey, did you guys see Jason today I think I need his help. Ya he's in the back of his car slaying pussy like he always does.

by Jack Reacher12 January 27, 2014

The Jason Effect

The Jason effect is where you come into contact with a 'Jason' over a period of time and this is when the effects start to kick in.
1. memory loss of important task (temporary)
2. Become lit beyond your imagination

Person: "ohhh shit what was i doing"
Person2: " Your're gooing through the Jason effect right now"

by TruSparkz December 1, 2017