Jason

1. Someone who'll look you in the eyes while you spider poop.
2. Knows exactly how to tell a fart joke.
3. A blumpkin friendly friend.

1. I spider pooped with Jason yesterday, he was on top. His eyes are so blue.
2. Jason told a fart joke.
3. Jason poops easier when receiving a blumpkin.

by buttjed February 03, 2010

Jason

To jason is when you secretly video tape a girl having sex with you in your childhood bedroom as a 45 year old balding fat dude..

wow he did a jason!

That girl has no idea what she is in for..

yeah shes gonna be another internet hit..

by POVERTYISADIFFICULTHING June 12, 2010

Jason

A huge cunt

I hate Jason

by Purplenipsmagee July 31, 2017

Jason

A f*cking dick. period.

You f*cking Jason! Or... Jason is in my ass.

by Select all June 24, 2019

Jason

A person who is peng. He appears nice but isnt what you expect when you get to know him.

Rahhh Did you see jason in his new gymking tracksuit?

by Roadgyal July 04, 2018

Jason

Retard, who still plays Fortnite. He is trying to hide it but he likes this one girl, who’s name starts with a t and ends with and i, but he just won’t admit it. He tells people about being racist and tries to show off to the girls, especially the

first person I said and a person starting with a s and ending with an I.

Jason: I don’t like s.i. Or t.i.

Also Jason: Hey s.i. how are u doing today

by Pp luvr January 19, 2020

Jason

a person who moves from girl to girl & can’t keep a stable girlfriend. He says that he’ll always “be there for you”but it’s just a bunch of bullshit. He’ll leave his real friends who care about him & that will take a bullet for him ,for some people that will constantly backstab him

oh he just lied behind my back he must be a Jason.

by Debbie Nunez February 14, 2018