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Jason

To jason is when you secretly video tape a girl having sex with you in your childhood bedroom as a 45 year old balding fat dude..
wow he did a jason!

That girl has no idea what she is in for..

yeah shes gonna be another internet hit..
by POVERTYISADIFFICULTHING June 15, 2010
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Jason

A Jason is a sub breed of a Kyle (male Karen)
Dude he’s such a Jason. Like wtf
by CommanderQ August 23, 2021
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Jason

Retard, who still plays Fortnite. He is trying to hide it but he likes this one girl, who’s name starts with a t and ends with and i, but he just won’t admit it. He tells people about being racist and tries to show off to the girls, especially the

first person I said and a person starting with a s and ending with an I.
Jason: I don’t like s.i. Or t.i.

Also Jason: Hey s.i. how are u doing today
by Pp luvr January 18, 2020
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Jason

a person who moves from girl to girl & can’t keep a stable girlfriend. He says that he’ll always “be there for you”but it’s just a bunch of bullshit. He’ll leave his real friends who care about him & that will take a bullet for him ,for some people that will constantly backstab him
oh he just lied behind my back he must be a Jason.
by Debbie Nunez February 14, 2018
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Jason

A f*cking dick. period.
You f*cking Jason! Or... Jason is in my ass.
by Select all June 24, 2019
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Jason

Jason is an annoying person, he usually gets off task in school he throws fits and gets in BIG trouble
Ashlyn: hey London.
Grace: yeah!
Ashlyn: look at Jason he is off task and is throwing EVERYTHING!!!!
Grace: OMG!!!!! IKR
by Ms.patato August 27, 2017
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Jason

A person who is peng. He appears nice but isnt what you expect when you get to know him.
Rahhh Did you see jason in his new gymking tracksuit?
by Roadgyal July 4, 2018
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