sis science

Feminine based pseudo science. Common beliefs with no real basis in science but are practiced and passed down like sacred old wives tales and "chick wisdom"

Also see bro science

My mom always told me that emu oil makes your hair grow. I have no idea if that true or just some old sis science.

by portiapotter September 7, 2020

movie science

Made up bullshit to explain something insane (like superpowers) in a movie. Usually stems from something broad such as quantum mechanics.

That film wasn’t realistic, their was batshit insane things explained my total movie science.

by OilySaltine May 9, 2022

Science Stuffs

You were probably typing this in because you were bored while doing a science project.

Kyle; I don't wanna.
Jess; Oh come on.
Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill; But you said the glands wouldn't be in the test.
C.K; *Types Science Stuffs* Okay I looked up all the Science Stuffs!
Kyle, Jess and Ax; ALREADY?
C.K; *just look up Science Stuffs*
Everyone else; DONE!
Mr. Teach; Already? Where's your work?
All except Mr. Teach; Uhhh
Me; Okay, this "example" is long enough.
Everyone; wait wut.
*World explodes*

by SomeRandomGeekOnline December 6, 2017

Bro Science

Arcane lifting knowledge passed down through the ages from gym rats to gym beginners. This is sacred knowledge, this is your holy bible

Receiving bro science knowledge from your gym bro is like Moses receiving the 10 commandments from god

by Mao zeschlong May 11, 2022

PLEASURE SCIENCE

This new field studies the pleasures human beings feel and searches for ways to feel more pleasure, more often, and for longer periods of time.

We live to feel pleasure. There are different types of pleasure. Some are intense than others. Some last longer. Some are easier to come by. Pleasure Science studies pleasure to find ways to feel more pleasure, more often, and for longer periods of time.

by but for May 2, 2018

Deistic Sciences

Deistic Sciences are the areas of science dedicated for search for extraphysical (spiritual) life and existence, mainly including technodeism, deistic technologies and scientific deism as a whole.

"Deistic sciences might be really necessary in the future in case we start searching for spiritual life and existence as we search for aliens."

"Deistic sciences are completely dependent of deistic technologies and of technodeism for become possible to be studied."

by Full Monteirism January 9, 2021

Whorensic science

A field of study mainly dominated by absolute whores, during a funky investigation, as governed by the standards of admissible evidence and slutty procedure

Bro FR studying whorensic science the way he wears that turtleneck

by Awalkingtalkingmenace January 25, 2023