A form of science based upon the use of plastic bags on the head as a shield against all things which have an "oop" sound in the word describing them. Naming credit is shared with Cuteness von Shenanigan.
by AradiaSongbird June 6, 2023
Get the Science of Blahmug. Deistic Sciences are the areas of science dedicated for search for extraphysical (spiritual) life and existence, mainly including technodeism, deistic technologies and scientific deism as a whole.
"Deistic sciences might be really necessary in the future in case we start searching for spiritual life and existence as we search for aliens."
"Deistic sciences are completely dependent of deistic technologies and of technodeism for become possible to be studied."
"Deistic sciences are completely dependent of deistic technologies and of technodeism for become possible to be studied."
by Full Monteirism January 9, 2021
Get the Deistic Sciencesmug. A term used to mock the anthropomorphization of the systematic enterprise known as Science done by intellectually lazy political activists and college freshman who believe that they're well informed because they clicked on a facebook science article.
Individuals who quote "science" like it was a living person can regularly be found following the Facebook page "I Fucking Love Science" or most science/tech pages on Reddit.
Individuals who quote "science" like it was a living person can regularly be found following the Facebook page "I Fucking Love Science" or most science/tech pages on Reddit.
Dumb Asshole #1: Science says that essential oils can cure cancer!
Joe: Really? When did Mr. Science say that?
Dumb Asshole #2: Did you hear that science found traces of micro-bacteria on asteroids?
Other Joe: I didn't know Mr. Science was an astronaut!
Joe: Really? When did Mr. Science say that?
Dumb Asshole #2: Did you hear that science found traces of micro-bacteria on asteroids?
Other Joe: I didn't know Mr. Science was an astronaut!
by TotallyNotJoe September 20, 2018
Get the Mr. Sciencemug. Pleasure science studies the pleasures individuals feel and searches for ways they can feel more pleasure, longer, and more often.
The fundamental purpose of life is to feel pleasure. Some pleasures are more intense, some last longer, some are easier to feel. Pleasure Science searches for ways for humans to feel more pleasure, more often, and for longer periods of time.
by but for May 2, 2018
Get the Pleasure Sciencemug. The science how how things work in relation to the human body as defined by bro’s. No college degree required.
by Sally G ISSA fit April 12, 2020
Get the Bro sciencemug. A field of study mainly dominated by absolute whores, during a funky investigation, as governed by the standards of admissible evidence and slutty procedure
by Awalkingtalkingmenace January 25, 2023
Get the Whorensic sciencemug. The kind of science that strips away all the baggage and hoopla that has for centuries burdened the true root of all scientific endeavors : alchemy in the wild and asinine conclusions. Let's say you want to create a "vaccine" to prevent the spread of the "Evil Eye". With modern science you couldn't even get that project off the ground, which means a super spreader of Evil Eye. Now, with Pfizer Science you start with an assumption like, "Enough good eyes will beat evil eyes". Then, you just grind up enough of those and inject them into half a dozen mice. If they don't die instantly,,, Success! Package and mandate it for every man, woman, and child... might as well do all the mice too since it's so safe and effective.
by thearchangelofsex May 4, 2023
Get the Pfizer Sciencemug.