Deck Jewellery

A person or persons sitting on the deck of a sailing yacht making no useful contribution to the running of the boat.

"She's just Deck Jewellery sitting up there."

by BinoMan June 2, 2010

Deck-a-mole

The never-ending task of resolving comments in a presentation deck before a client meeting.

“Fucking exhausted, I've been playing deck-a-mole all day."

by Medium Lebowski February 11, 2022

Upper Deck

The Upper Deck is what happens when one lifts the lid off of the top of a toilet and proceeds to defecate directly into the tank

"Dude I totally just Upper Decked that asshole's toilet"

by Gobbledeeznuttz April 25, 2022

deck slippery

Born with the name before the floor came to fame, he was Deck Slippery.

Slide beside thy double-wide, Clyde. Behold ye olde, Deck Slippery.

by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021

man the deck

A die hard collective of men that locally seek out the best food establishments for minimal money. This follows the following day with commentary of the bowel movements. Through an invite only exclusive what's app group they share their thoughts and opinions on the world without fear that someone will be offended.

Poor attendance has risked past members being temporary removed, however some are oblivious to their postings being hilarious, subsequently they are reinstated for being idiotic, even though their attendance to the food evenings is poor and with no reason.

Man the deck
What deck?

The poop deck

Delayed reaction all, stuck in a shit storm here... mtd discussions resumed..

Mtd. Meaning man the deck

by The man of the deck March 11, 2017

Deck on sight

To hit someone as soon as you see them, usually with someone youre plannin to fight .

Katie: You heard bout Alexis talkin shit bout you ?

Courtney: Yes, I already told her I was gonna deck on sight .

Maddie: Did you see Farrah knock out Sarah earlier ?

Savannah: Yes, It was a deck on sight .

by YasminMayhemBitch October 28, 2012

big deck

A large warship, namely an amphib or a carrier.

Have you ever been on a big deck?

by SemenTimmy May 27, 2017