life

The thing that keeps kicking you in the balls even when you think you're protected by three hundred meters of steel. When the thing finally stops kicking your sexual organs, you die. Great.

Life was a bit less of a bitch today.

by Anakior November 23, 2017

Life

Nobody knows the meaning of life. There really isn’t a point to it. Sometimes it sucks, and other times it is the best thing ever.

N-“Life is shit”
M-“Yeah no dip.”

by ChildPerson November 24, 2017

life

life is a no

today, life

by adam reussel January 15, 2018

That’s life

Something we say when the shit hits the fan.

John: “Honey, I’m afraid I curbed one of the wheels on our car today. I’m so sorry”.

Toni: “Really? Shit!!!, Well that’s life I guess”.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

life

Pointless things people do between ejaculations.

Speaker 1: "My Grandma is 110 years old."
Speaker 2: "What a long life!"

by Tired of life December 28, 2016

life

Is the worst joke humans ever backfired on themselves this is Purgatory last chance to earn less suffering in Hell

Life finds a way

by Master Cheif Zero January 15, 2017

A life

Something you can never have and you can only fantasise about.

Yea that dude definitely has a life

by Amack205 January 2, 2020