Cum Couch

A couch or sofa soiled by numerous ejaculations.
Hold up, don't sit on that cum couch unless you want to get pregnant.
by Crazy Breezy July 28, 2021
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tree couch

-noun- a piece of furniture for seating from two to four people, typically in the form of a bench with a back, sometimes having an armrest at one or each end, and partly or wholly upholstered and often fitted with springs, tailored cushions, skirts, etc.; sofa. Is found in trees.
1: "Man, wanna build a tree house?"
2: "I'd rather make a tree couch!"
by forgarth April 10, 2010
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couch dragon

A mean woman who sits on the couch all day smoking cigarettes/drugs doing nothing but complaining about the problems in her life that she chooses to do nothing about then don't even put out at the end of the day
Man that chick my friend hooks up with is one hell of a couch dragon
by Mr sauve February 08, 2016
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Couch Guy

When you walk into a place where people have been smoking weed, there's always that one guy who's too high to function and is hanging out on the couch. Barely moves or acknowledges his surroundings and is clearly lost in thoughts of some sort. He's couch locked and thusly, the Couch Guy
"Dude, what's up with Dave?"

"Oh, nothing, he's just really baked. He's the Couch Guy."
by The_Sheepinator October 28, 2014
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Trap Couch

Similar to a trap house,

A particularly ratty old couch that has a questionable past.
Couch is usually used to package or distribute drugs.

Can be located in skechy basements, dark alleys, etc.
Referred to in the song "We Trippy Mane" by Juicy J (Ft Kreayshawn)

"We back pourin' syrup all over the trap couch. Purple booty shorts on the bitch I let it drip"
by MAD_DOG_20-20 December 26, 2012
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couch bombing

when you place a small plastic sandwich bag filled lotion (or the lubrication of ur choice) inbetween the cushions of a couch and then "have your way with it".........that is to say: to insert your penis in it and hump away.
Chan-ho: "wut the hell is couch bombing??"

Oobuku**click click**: "well..couch bombing is when you place a small plastic sandwich bag filled lotion (or the lubrication of ur choice) inbetween the cushions of a couch and then "have your way with it".........that is to say: to insert your penis in it and hump away."
by Brian "clint torres" loau September 06, 2004
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couch mamma

a lazy mom who lets their kids do what ever the hell they want.....but learn respect,and will probably rob you someday
"hey couch mamma"
huh?
"get off the couch and your phone and come teach your kids something"

hold on a minute i gotta coment on this post
by R.A.C BABY May 03, 2011
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