ditching the donkey

Going the turlet and pooping just the right amount so that you feel rejuvenated. Almost as if you lost the weight of a donkey.

There's nothing better on a cool Saturday than waking up, ditching the donkey, and going back to sleep.

by PlayPinballRecords November 17, 2009

Ditch Meat

An animal or human laying dead in a ditch that could still be considered edible.

I work for Denny's as a ditch meat collector.

by William J J T October 29, 2010

Mitch it and ditch it

when having anal sex with a girl, her head bangs against the wall. you then ask her to leave with bruises on her dome.

Her head was hurting so I told her to leave, I pulled the old Mitch it and ditch it

by The Man of the Hour33333 November 22, 2010

Ditch Weed

A guy who used to skateboard but has reached middle age and now has an unhealthy obsession with PT Cruisers. Typically can find him eating pizza, wearing a track suit with Birkenstocks. Laughs at his own jokes. Repeats himself and often yells unintelligible gibberish.

That Ditch Weed watching BBW porn on his phone has thrown in the hot rag and has given up on life.

by 42069007 May 02, 2017

ditch pig

a diirty whore from Birch River Manitoba Canada

Andrew Hall

by Grant Bruce March 07, 2003

ditch digger

Mexican who will resort to digging ditches for a living. Also see orange picker

I wish all ditch diggers would bury themselves.

by GG138 January 29, 2004

Whiskey Ditch

Opposite of whiskey dick

After a long night of drinking, she had whiskey ditch. (ex I drove my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry)

by Greggski December 05, 2008