I got the definition wrong

When you get the definition wrong

“I submitted penis music into the Urban dictionary.”
“That’s cool”
“Well I got the definition wrong”

by Easter island statue May 3, 2022

Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought

Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.

??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."

by Hym Iam October 4, 2023

bitch i got yo man

when that bitch finally ends up alone because you stole her bf and you vibin'

" Samantha stole Rachel's boy and her aura was pretty much like 'bitch i got yo man'. "

by ava002 January 10, 2020

Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

I could have gotten something better but I got this instead

Me Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

by Iusedmyrealnameforthis July 16, 2023

I got u

Meant by most hustlers as a means to say no. Or Hell nawl. As Long as I owe u, u a neva be Broke.

Nobody: U still got that for me from last week.

Me: I SAID I GOT U.. DAMN

by ManiWorld5 December 13, 2021

I got you Bays

This phrase is uttered when someone outwardly has every intention of having some ones back or helping them out, but internally they know they will not help out at all.

Your friend Jason is being hauled off to jail from the bar for being drunk and disorderly. While you could go down to the police station to bail him out, you'd rather go back into the bar to continue the fun times. So while he's being placed into the squad car you proclaim to him "I got you Bays!"

by JBays99 April 19, 2023

I got the receipt

Used when a bitch catches you cheating

Dumb bitch:*catches you on FaceTime with another girl*
Dumb bitch:WHO TF IS THAT BITCH
Me:STFU IM WATCHING PORN WITH YOUR DUMB ASS
Dumb bitch: TF YOU MEAN YOU WATCHING PORN THAT BITCH WAS TALKING TO YOU
Me: ITS PORNHUB PREMIUM WITH YOUR DUMB ASS IT TALKS BACK TO YOU I GOT THE RECEIPT RIGHT HERE BITCH

by Babyoppie April 3, 2019