A female who thinks nobody has any right to tell her what to do with her own body, but thinks she has every right to decide what's best for an animal (when to spay or neuter an animal).
The hypocrite was quick to make decisions about an animal's body for the animal, but made it a crime for anybody else to treat her own body like it wasn't sacred.
by Solid Mantis June 26, 2019
Get the Hypocritemug. Someone who drives drunk where they live, then tells the public in other cities not to, while trying to call them on their double standards.
by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020
Get the Hypocritemug. Most of society. 99.9% of people act as though certain things are "wrong" yet in all reality, they are just as bad as the people they attempt to judge. This is especially true with religious people, who almost always talk about morals and lessons, yet break the laws they claim to live by. Expect them to insult others that break these rules. These people are much worse than how they usually see themselves. In their minds, they are "good". Basically, a hypocrite likes to judge others, but should look in the mirror and see what an asshole he/she really is. It's better to be an honest person rather than a hypocrite!
Person A: This is so stupid! You're so lame, man. Stfu.
Person B: ?
Person A (Later on): I hate people that are jerks.
Person A: Only god can judge people.
Person A (Later on): Dude, you are such an ass, you're going to hell.
Person B: Why don't you shut up, you jerk? You're a hypocrite.
Person B: ?
Person A (Later on): I hate people that are jerks.
Person A: Only god can judge people.
Person A (Later on): Dude, you are such an ass, you're going to hell.
Person B: Why don't you shut up, you jerk? You're a hypocrite.
by Mokona Zero May 8, 2013
Get the Hypocritemug. by Rosywiththehosy March 20, 2018
Get the hypocritical arsemug. Lindsey Graham - “ If there’s a Republican president in 2016 and a vacancy occurs in the last year of the first term, you can say Lindsey Graham said, ‘Let’s let the next president, whoever it might be, make that nomination and you can use my words against me and you’d be absolutely right,’”
Also Lindsey Graham -
“Did I say within the last year? What I meant was the last DAY before the election...ahhh fuck it, everyone knows I’m full of shit and a massive hypocrite...we’re filling the seat”
Also Lindsey Graham -
“Did I say within the last year? What I meant was the last DAY before the election...ahhh fuck it, everyone knows I’m full of shit and a massive hypocrite...we’re filling the seat”
by Pipiriko September 21, 2020
Get the Hypocritemug. Refers to where a schoolteacher requests his students to tell him the answer to a English/history question, math problem, etc. ("Now --- who can tell me what the answer is in this case?", or "I want you to fill in the blank on your page there, to tell me what the answer is")... not only does this strange behavior indicate that the teacher is apparently not qualified for his job, since **he** seemingly doesn't even know the answer himself (plus maybe the question is even too difficult/advanced for his students, if even he --- as an "educated grownup" --- doesn't even seem to know the answer; perhaps he should therefore not even be asking this excessively-advanced question of his much-younger/less-learned students), but it also directly flies in the face of his otherwise strict policy of never answering a question that a student asks **him** about a particular example on a test, but instead insisting that the student laboriously toil to find out the answer for himself.
Disgruntled second-grade student: I wish they'd let us have a better-informed teacher --- she expects US to supply HER with knowledge many times every day, rather than HER teaching US, the way she's supposed to! Talk about reverse/hypocritical teaching --- where'd SHE ever get her teacher's certification, anyway, if she's THAT dumb and uneducated?!??
by QuacksO February 17, 2017
Get the reverse/hypocritical teachingmug. When your just a person who gets a bit angry sometimes, and now your so called "friend" are calling you a hypocrite.
Emmanuel: Dude yesterday I asked you if I could be added to the Ty Family Server!
Riley: Of course no one wanted you to join because your a hypocrite!!!
Rohan: Isn't that obviously?
Emanuel (Feels Hypocrited).
Riley: Of course no one wanted you to join because your a hypocrite!!!
Rohan: Isn't that obviously?
Emanuel (Feels Hypocrited).
by cool dude 09876543211234567890 April 14, 2022
Get the Hypocritedmug.