hypocritical slut

A slut who is hypocritical. Most of the time fakes anxiety.

Payton is such a hypocritical slut! She says she has anxiety but went to the school dance with no one.

by Paqqie May 2, 2018

Hypocrite

Someone who talks a lot of shit about the big talkers of the world from a distance.

The hypocrite didn't say anything about anybody being a big talker when they were present, but boy did he/she have a lot to say about the matter when they were miles away.

by Solid Mantis October 2, 2019

hypocrite

An individual who preaches for (or against) something, and ironically does (if secretly) the very opposite himself/herself, and/or tries to blame the other/s for how they may respond to an incident, when they're the one who started the incident in the first place.

"Why did you tell on me? And why did you confront and threaten me?" "Don't you dare try to blame us, you hypocrite. You're the one who shouldn't have been doing it in the first place. Therefore, you started it."

by BlueMoon1 April 16, 2025

Hypocrite

Owning a sheep hoodie and also owning Disney plus and airpods

Gabe wears a sheep hoodie but also owns Disney plus and airpods. Gabe is a fucking hypocrite

by Buffalo Flats November 20, 2019

hypocrite

maya lily tadmor

“wow that person’s such a hypocrite”

“oh yeah like how i’ve been complaining about oikawa since he was introduced and realized i have a huge fucking crush on him”

by maya.chr April 5, 2020

Fart hypocrite

Someone who is disgusting or annoyed when other farts, but has no shame in doing it themselves.

Timmy "Bro, your fart is disgusting"
Jimmy "sorry dude"
A few minutes later...
Jimmy "dude, you farted whilst I was yawning dude, I can taste it"
Timmy "hehe"
Jimmy "Fart hypocrite!"

by Whiffo July 20, 2025

HYPOCRITE

isa. its isa. thats your fucking answer.

person two: imagine playing on mobile
person one: yeah, the game controls are all over the place so i'll agree with you
person two: stfu man no one asked you to talk
person three: no one asked you to either
person three: fucking hypocrite

by someone called mura May 17, 2022