hypocrit

Someone who accuses you of something they do themselves

(aka a cunt )

Reece is a hypocrit

by sizzlebob69 September 25, 2020

Hypocrite

Two people called bec and Harry.

Bec and Harry called me bum buddy whilst bumming each other. What hypocrites.

by JDownsyndrome September 26, 2020

Hypocrite

One who has over 1,000 friends on Facebook but keeps their profile on the highest security settings possible.

Joe: "Hey wanna creep on that hot girl on Facebook?"

Bob: "Sure, let's see here...."

"...Ugh, she has 2300 friends but I have to add her to see her pics."

Joe: "What a hypocrite."

by 4GSam October 15, 2011

HYPOCRITE

A PERSON WHO DEMANDS SOMETHING FROM SOMEONE THAT HE HIMSELF IS INCAPABLE OF RETURNING

Brian Van Leuven is a complete hypocrite. I cant have a life but he flirts with everyone that will talk to him.

by MajicShark December 9, 2011

hypocrite

me

I'm a hypocrite

by ☃︎ October 22, 2023

Hypocrite

An idiot who does things that they tell others not to do and does it themselves because they're brain dead. The worst of these people are those insult the others who do it and then proceed to do the same thing themselves.

Sam (Hypocrite): Hey Jack! You better not do that thing you just did.

Jack: Ok

Sam : (Proceeds to do that thing)

Jack: Hey Sam are you stupid? You just did that thing you told me not to do.

Sam: Oh actually Jack, I'm stupid AND braindead!

by Raphaim October 24, 2023

Hypocritized

To be a victim of hypocrisy, such as to be robbed.

She chewed me out for being on my phone right after she put hers away, I’ve been hypocritized

by Mrsbluesky876 November 24, 2023