hypocrit

Someone who accuses you of something they do themselves

(aka a cunt )

Reece is a hypocrit

by sizzlebob69 September 25, 2020

Hypocrite

Two people called bec and Harry.

Bec and Harry called me bum buddy whilst bumming each other. What hypocrites.

by JDownsyndrome September 26, 2020

Hypocrite

One who has over 1,000 friends on Facebook but keeps their profile on the highest security settings possible.

Joe: "Hey wanna creep on that hot girl on Facebook?"

Bob: "Sure, let's see here...."

"...Ugh, she has 2300 friends but I have to add her to see her pics."

Joe: "What a hypocrite."

by 4GSam October 15, 2011

HYPOCRITE

A PERSON WHO DEMANDS SOMETHING FROM SOMEONE THAT HE HIMSELF IS INCAPABLE OF RETURNING

Brian Van Leuven is a complete hypocrite. I cant have a life but he flirts with everyone that will talk to him.

by MajicShark December 9, 2011

hypocrite

Someone who fat-shames their kid while owning a gas-guzzling SUV or minivan

Soccer moms are the most popular subset of a hypocrite.

by DeezPeanuts February 24, 2023

Hypocrite

Banana seller

Charles: Amazon is a hypocrite
Mabel; nah, they give bananas away for free

by Justjunkplsplsplspls March 12, 2023

hypocrite

me

I'm a hypocrite

by ☃︎ October 22, 2023