hypocrite

a bitch that moves on fast from a 2 yr long relationship but gets mad when her ex gets with someone just as fast.

"Haylee Roberts is a fucking hypocrite."
"Why?"
"She got mad at her ex for getting with someone else but she got with Hayden 1 day after they broke up!"

by bingus and fnaf October 13, 2022

hypocrites

Someone who says one thing at a certain time and says a whole nother thing another time . A liar , douchebag guy.

These guys are such a hypocrites since he is lying to so many girls

by santhania March 23, 2018

Hypocrite

Ellie. My friend Ellie is a total Hypocrite.

Ellie - "omg yu spelled somehing rigth lillie!"
Me - "Jesus Ellie you're suck a fucking hypocrite."

by Grape Goddess April 25, 2019

Hypocrite

A computer teacher

Man that Hypocrite told us that the work was due on Wednesday

by IsayboiIfyouDont May 21, 2020

Fart hypocrite

Someone who is disgusting or annoyed when other farts, but has no shame in doing it themselves.

Timmy "Bro, your fart is disgusting"
Jimmy "sorry dude"
A few minutes later...
Jimmy "dude, you farted whilst I was yawning dude, I can taste it"
Timmy "hehe"
Jimmy "Fart hypocrite!"

by Whiffo July 20, 2025

Hypocrite

Jabba

Jabba is a hypocrite

by Peen an April 6, 2021

HYPOCRITE

isa. its isa. thats your fucking answer.

person two: imagine playing on mobile
person one: yeah, the game controls are all over the place so i'll agree with you
person two: stfu man no one asked you to talk
person three: no one asked you to either
person three: fucking hypocrite

by someone called mura May 17, 2022