by Ass locker March 25, 2021

Hoover Dame, (Noun);
A lady with "a really lovely personality", who is absolutely adamant that it is actually water retention.
Azenath67, London
A lady with "a really lovely personality", who is absolutely adamant that it is actually water retention.
Azenath67, London
(Fatty overhears Skinny 1 and Skinny 2 making bitchy remarks about her size)
- Fatty "Do you mind? Anyway, I'm not fat; it's water retention, actually. (In a huff, Fatty stomps off to out of Skinnies' earshot)
-Skinny 1 "Water retention? She must be at least 250lbs. Who does she think she's kidding?
-Skinny 2 "Yeah! Talk about a Hoover Dame!
Azenath67, London
- Fatty "Do you mind? Anyway, I'm not fat; it's water retention, actually. (In a huff, Fatty stomps off to out of Skinnies' earshot)
-Skinny 1 "Water retention? She must be at least 250lbs. Who does she think she's kidding?
-Skinny 2 "Yeah! Talk about a Hoover Dame!
Azenath67, London
by Azenath67 March 1, 2019

When you nut in her ass and she ask if you want to slurp yo nut out her booty hole and spit it back into her mouth.
I.e. what you get when you combine eating ass and snowballing
I.e. what you get when you combine eating ass and snowballing
In other news this week, Queen Dominique was accused of participating in a Hoover Supreme with her butler as well as accused of tax fraud.
by BiodieselBurner December 10, 2018

A particular form of hypocrisy and double standards. Said about people who claim and expect certain rights for themselves, while publicly denying the very same right to others.
That hoover politician who's pro-life and rails about family values, but paid for an abortion for his mistress.
or
How hoover do you have to be to complain about others illegally parking in handicap spaces, but then do the same.
or
How hoover do you have to be to complain about others illegally parking in handicap spaces, but then do the same.
by urbanpeasent April 29, 2022

When a guy busts his nut in a woman, then goes down and sucks his load out of her pussy and kisses her only to spit his cum in her mouth
by Sonic22 December 20, 2020

by Justanoldguy1990 August 7, 2020

Noun \ˈhü-vər\
A blockage in the rectum which causes general discomfort and sometimes constipation. The blockage is composed of hardened semen and in extreme cases a semen and excrement compound.
A blockage in the rectum which causes general discomfort and sometimes constipation. The blockage is composed of hardened semen and in extreme cases a semen and excrement compound.
I gave you a hoover too so you’ll be more sympathetic when your mother sends you out for Ex-Lax later.
by Leopold Cheeks September 8, 2012
