Noun \ˈhü-vər\
A blockage in the rectum which causes general discomfort and sometimes constipation. The blockage is composed of hardened semen and in extreme cases a semen and excrement compound.
A blockage in the rectum which causes general discomfort and sometimes constipation. The blockage is composed of hardened semen and in extreme cases a semen and excrement compound.
I gave you a hoover too so you’ll be more sympathetic when your mother sends you out for Ex-Lax later.
by Leopold Cheeks September 08, 2012
Of a person who can’t control their marijuana fiend wits. Usually follows behind a cloud of smoke. Always the first to ask to smoke but last to pitch in on the Za
Hoover: “Yo man can I have that roach when y’all done smokin it”
Non-hoover: Nah nigga get ya own blunt”
Non-hoover: Nah nigga get ya own blunt”
by Whiskyemike March 07, 2021
A verb describing a sexual act in which a man ejaculates inside the anus of a man or woman, and slurps it out with a straw.
by HooveringHoover January 09, 2012
Verb, the act of insufflation. Typically used as slang to refer to inhalation of illicit substances. Also used abstractly to refer to rapid consumption of food.
I was so hungry I just hoovered that burger down. It's also incredible that I was so hungry after hoovering shneef all night.
by There's nobirthdaypartyhere April 22, 2021
A gay ass individual intercepted with the strands of Adolf Hitler, there for acceptable nicknames include: Adolf Hoovler, Doover, and Hick. Usually a Brent Hoover has an unusual lust for teenage girls and also watches teenage boys undressing and showering.
by Zack Ass May 30, 2019
A: “ I have a Hoover Queen of a maid.”
T: “Hoover Queen?”
A: “sucks dick so good, you’d think it’s a vacuum doing it.”
T: “Hoover Queen?”
A: “sucks dick so good, you’d think it’s a vacuum doing it.”
by TreacleJC April 11, 2019
High School in glendale with bunch of armenians and beaners. Either nic addicts or potheads in this school. A lot of racial problems. Problematic ass school
by hfjdidkcnksos October 25, 2019