Gateway hooker

A person whom you pay to be friends with you.
After Greg's girlfriend left him, his lonliness caused the poor chap to start hiring gateway hookers
by Saynowaytoco-kay August 17, 2013
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Shit hooker

Someone who pedals shit, sells junk. Hence the name shit + hooker.
There's some shit hooker selling fake sunglasses in the parking lot!
by Woodpimp January 19, 2018
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Hooker sparkles

After trying on prom dresses, there was hooker sparkles all over the place.
by Old Greg Schip September 27, 2019
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hey hooker

Hey hooker; (Hooker). Everyone’s a hooker. When you meet your friend or a stranger. Instead of saying there name, you just say “Hey Hooker”. Meaning FRIEND.
Hey Hooker, do you want to go to the mall?
Hey Hooker, how have you been?
by Tea Baer January 24, 2023
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hooker logic

Talking yourself into something you want to do but know you probably shouldn’t
“You think you can steal from the company because you started the company, nice hooker logic”
by Sheriff PT Nipples July 14, 2020
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dinner hooker

Dinner Hooker: a woman who will act interested in sex but just wants to be taken out to dinner then bye-bye.
I met this great looking MILF who was really coming on to me. I took her out to dinner then she told me she was involved with some other guy. She is just another dinner hooker. Bummer!
by Rooster34135 April 16, 2014
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hooker room

A cheap hotel room purchased for the specific purpose of having sexual relations with prostitutes. Another hotel room is used to house all personal belongings, keeping them safe from possible theft.
Tell that whore we're staying in room 3615 at Excalibur, that's my hooker room for the weekend. The last call girl I brought up to my suite at the Cosmo stole $1,000, my laptop and the remote for the TV. I'll be damned if I get charged another fee for a missing remote!
by ewphewpew October 12, 2015
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