Tree Hooker

A prostitute who can usually be found working in small forest or clearings. They are noticeable by bits of dirt and possibly leafs or sticks adhered to their back and may be accompanied by a sweaty john, generally shirtless, always with dirty knees. Their primal nature manifests in meth raged fits, or heroin induced sloth like states. May be prone to screaming, falling asleep in odd places, and presenting with oozing sores.
Had to ban another tree hooker from the store tonight, she tried to pay with dirty panties and threatened to shoot everyone when we wouldn't take soiled drawers as currency.
by The Future Resident April 29, 2016
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hooker salad

1. When you're a sex worker but you lookin' like a healthy snack.
Your boy's about to have himself a hooker salad.

Damn, she's got white teeth. And she's fit as hell. Where'd you find this fine hooker salad? Trader Hoes?
by flibbetyflop May 31, 2019
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Hooker's Toothbrush

An act, usually done after a night of partying or vomiting, that involves a person gargling or swishing alcohol to clean one's mouth. The stronger the alcohol, the better. Vodka is typically used, but can be used with any drink.
Tina was too hungover to clean herself up, so she used a hooker's toothbrush to freshen up.
by Peace_Dollar23 March 18, 2018
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Pizza Hooker

Defined as a young woman who employs sexual promiscuity with the aim of acquiring free pizza from pursuing males.
"Hey Dave, How did Jeremy end up getting with Veronica?"
"Veronica? I heard she is a pizza hooker"
by ayoayouuuu November 13, 2016
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hey hooker

Hey hooker; (Hooker). Everyone’s a hooker. When you meet your friend or a stranger. Instead of saying there name, you just say “Hey Hooker”. Meaning FRIEND.
Hey Hooker, do you want to go to the mall?
Hey Hooker, how have you been?
by Tea Baer January 24, 2023
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hooker logic

Talking yourself into something you want to do but know you probably shouldn’t
“You think you can steal from the company because you started the company, nice hooker logic”
by Sheriff PT Nipples July 14, 2020
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dinner hooker

Dinner Hooker: a woman who will act interested in sex but just wants to be taken out to dinner then bye-bye.
I met this great looking MILF who was really coming on to me. I took her out to dinner then she told me she was involved with some other guy. She is just another dinner hooker. Bummer!
by Rooster34135 April 16, 2014
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