Shit hooker

Someone who pedals shit, sells junk. Hence the name shit + hooker.

There's some shit hooker selling fake sunglasses in the parking lot!

by Woodpimp January 19, 2018

hooker logic

Talking yourself into something you want to do but know you probably shouldn’t

“You think you can steal from the company because you started the company, nice hooker logic”

by Sheriff PT Nipples July 14, 2020

Gateway hooker

A person whom you pay to be friends with you.

After Greg's girlfriend left him, his lonliness caused the poor chap to start hiring gateway hookers

by Saynowaytoco-kay August 20, 2013

Hooker Nook

A small enclave in which prostitutes or streetwalkers shield themselves from the elements while at their place of work.

Normally found in dark alleys throughout countries of colder climates- namely Northern USA, Canada and English-speaking Northern Europe

"It's freezing, this blizzard is terrifying"
"Shield yourself in a hooker nook!"

by lechevres November 16, 2011

holiday hooker

That clearly out-of place and heavily made-up woman who is very attractive but oddly quiet at the family holiday party and who is so far out of your super-shy brother’s league that you become immediately suspicious.

Don’t try to tell me that Justin’s new girlfriend is not just a holiday hooker!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 1, 2023

Hookers and cocaine

Things you do when you won the lottery.

Interviewer : what would you do if you won the Powerball
Man: Hookers and cocaine

by Pushing Boulder September 25, 2023

tent of hookers

When you can spend $2,400 to buy a lot of hookers at the same time.

Hey! I got my stimmy from daddy biden. I’m gonna get a tent of hookers.

by Merriam mf Webster May 11, 2021