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Honkie of the Month

When a honkie of the household goes above and beyond.
Oh, look Joe is honkie of the month.
by iibraxton September 28, 2021
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Rollie-Honkie

Due to the COVID-19 pandemic suburbanites began showing appreciation for one another by driving long lines of vehicles in front of each other's houses or places of business, honking their horns wildly.
It was grandma's birthday so we did a Rollie-Honkie on her.
by Lemon Zest June 2, 2021
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Honky

A person in any parking lot that notices that I’m of a different skin color than theirs, immediately grabs their car keys, and proceeds to honk their vehicles horn multiple times to say “My car is locked so don’t try to pull my door handle to get in and take my stuff”, as they walk into an establishment.

These honkies usually return to their vehicle, with a handle full of random items, pull their door handle as they forgot it was “secured” and have to put all their items down to retrieve the keys from their pocket/purse.
My son - Who keeps blowing their horn?!?

Me - Don’t worry, it’s just another honky
by Me. 3 iii’s May 21, 2021
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Honky Tonk

Used term for sperm or spunk
Little did she know she had Honky Tonk in her hair
by Dickfacethecuntjuggler May 30, 2021
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honky dong

The twelfth track on the 2003 album “Altered States of America” by grindcore band Agoraphobic Nosebleed.
Billy: “Bro did you hear that sick track by Agoraphobic Nosebleed called ‘Honky Dong’?”
Friend: “Idk, man, I don’t think I have time to listen to a whole ass 8 second long song.”
by Brainboys August 27, 2021
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Honky grass

A residential lawn or area of extremely well maintained grass that only white people put the time and money into caring for. The effort in lawncare outweighs the effort they put into their own wife or children. Typically associated with a pair of green stained, white, New Balance shoes and a riding mower with a light beer.
Damn, Mr. B's grass be green as a motha, he got that honky grass.
by WhitePeopling November 6, 2024
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honky stick

The pop up thermometer in widely available roasting turkeys that tell you when it's done.
' Is the turkey done yet?' How the hell should I know! Check the honky stick!
by Reed Fleming December 3, 2024
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