holiday handles

To have extra fat bulging from your midsection of the body due to extra pounds gained during the holidays. One of the main side effects of the holiday pounds.

Man, I have trouble putting on my pants due to holiday handles bulging from my sides. Guess I shouldn't have stuffed myself at dinner during Thanksgiving.

by Idiot-Finder2 December 1, 2009

LAN Holiday

Any holiday that is celebrated with a LAN party. It's often done on holidays when students do not have school. The acronym "LAN" is substituted for part of the holiday's name.

Examples: LANsmas (Christmas), New LAN's Eve (New Year's Eve), LANt (Lent), LANster (Easter), LANsover (Passover), LANzaa (Kwanzaa), LANbor Day (Arbor Day or Labor Day), LANoween (Halloween), All LANts Day (All Saints Day), Good LANday (Good Friday), Holy LANsday (Holy Thursday), Holy LANturday (Holy Saturday), Passion LANday (Passion Sunday), LANukkah (Hanukkah), LAN20 (420), LANxing Day (Boxing Day), LANsidents Day (Presidents Day), Fourth of JuLAN (Fourth of July), LANteran's Day (Veteran's Day), Cinco de LANyo (Cinco de Mayo), Dia de los LANtos (Dia de los Muertos), LANmorial Day (Memorial Day), Ash LANsday (Ash Wednesday), LAN Kippur (Yom Kippur), Rosh HashLANah (Rosh Hashanah), LANSgiving (Thanksgiving), LANentine's Day (Valentine's Day), LANada Day (Canada Day), LANhog Day (Groundhog Day), LANtoria Day (Victoria Day), Pi LANproximation Day (Pi Approximation Day), and more.

I always look forward to the LAN Holiday season. It's the only time of year that I get to gather with my nerd friends in my parents' cold basement for Starcraft and get pissed off to no end because no one can seem to set up the network. We never learn from the year before.

by improviduto December 24, 2008

holiday pie

A vagina that taste like a sugar cookie.

"A custardy good snatch"
"That girl was good, taste like a holiday pie!"

by candysnatchburgler December 10, 2013

holiday joint

A holiday joint is a joint with 1/16 of an ounce of marijuana in it, notoriously dificult to roll due to the ammount of marijuana it contains. Usually smoked on birthdays or around special holidays

After Sam smoked a holiday joint she had a complete body movement failure, everyone laughed

by RazgrizX September 8, 2008

Holiday Inn

A pair of shorts, jeans, slacks, or trousers that are too tight in the crotch. Thus leaving you with no BALL ROOM!!

Damn, girl these shorts are like the Holiday Inn..... NO BALL ROOM !!

by Big One August 21, 2006

holiday nog

When you take a bottle and fill it with your feces and urine to the top. You then tighten down the top, and shake well. Leave the bottle out in the hot sun for a few hours and let it turn into a nice precipitate. Under the cover of night, you take the bottle and chuck it at someone's door or porch, the bottle shatters, and Holiday Nog goes everywhere.

You know that ass down the street? Yeah, well tonight, I'm throwing the Holiday Nog at his front door.

What's that smell? Ah man! Holiday Nog all over my patio!

I took a piss and a shit in a bottle. I plan on making some kickass Holiday Nog.

by Karl March 6, 2004

Holiday Popper

The Holiday Popper, is when its that time of year, yes folks Christmas. And it just so happens you're so broke because of all the holiday shopping that you had to ask your mom for one of her menthols to hit a popper, which will also be the worst popper you ever end up hitting. (Look at popper to see definition)

Thus now you have the holiday popper, Menthol cigarette, with marijuana using a bong, to hit a popper.

Me: Mom.... can i please have a cig.... i am broke from holiday shopping...

Mom: ya sure have one of my MENTHOLS

Me, 5 Minutes Later: Wow... this holiday popper just wasn't worth it :(

by TQMayng December 20, 2010