An asian guy that wears 600 dollar Jesus sandals, claims he is a hype beast but he likes PBR, beanies, not washing his skinny jeans, Coachella, music that "is too cool for the radio, " and thinks he can beat everyone in the world at Smash Bros. He usually gets nicknamed Dirty. When you tell these people they are hipsters they try to deny it because to admit one is a hipster is anti hipster.
by CHOAD87 December 26, 2016
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When called upon to defend his girlfriends honor, the hipster was so afraid of a real man he peed his skin tight pants.
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Modern day version of a fucking hippie. Believes in starting a GoFundMe if money is an issue, believes in group vacations because of lack of funds to take a normal vacation, voted democratic, whines about high prices in urban real estate, asks how he/she/it can make a difference and seeks out employment accordingly. Constantly making plans for "drinks."
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Get the HIPSTER mug.A person who is especially aware of and interested in new and unconventional patterns. An Independently minded person who tries to be and or is different from popular or social trends that the general majority of the population (norms) conform to.
Ex. Mediums of music, apparel, hobbies, hairstyle, Etc.
Ex. Mediums of music, apparel, hobbies, hairstyle, Etc.
Man 1: "Hey, check it out. You see that chick over there with the choppy hair, heeled dress boots, cuffed skinny jeans, scarf, tank top and bowler hat?"
Man 2: "Yeah, isn't she a hipster or something?"
Man 1: "Yeah but . . . it's weird. . ."
Man 2: "What is?"
Man 1: "I thought they were independently minded people. That like the 39th hipster person I've seen within the past 5 minutes."
Man 2: "True. Maybe . . . maybe in reality we are the true hipsters."
Man 1: "Don't be stupid now."
Man 2: "Yeah, isn't she a hipster or something?"
Man 1: "Yeah but . . . it's weird. . ."
Man 2: "What is?"
Man 1: "I thought they were independently minded people. That like the 39th hipster person I've seen within the past 5 minutes."
Man 2: "True. Maybe . . . maybe in reality we are the true hipsters."
Man 1: "Don't be stupid now."
by JaThri11 July 9, 2017
Get the Hipster mug.A person who enjoys living in an urban environment. Typically reserved around crowds they do not know (unless it’s a Ridiculous political campaign like Hillary Clinton’s). The men of the hipster society enjoy dressing like really skinny females with their skirt looking shirts and tight skinny jeans. The ladies of the hipster society enjoy wearing very large round glasses (aka ugly mosquito glasses) and like drinking Starbucks.
Occasionally you will find a hipster in a rural environment. You can call those hippies. They are “off the grid” with their non gmo gardens fertilized with cow manure and their pet cows (with they will never eat because they are vegan).
If you do get to know one they are very intelligent and well educated. They also tend to be great people, just don’t bring up pro-life, guns, or Trump
Occasionally you will find a hipster in a rural environment. You can call those hippies. They are “off the grid” with their non gmo gardens fertilized with cow manure and their pet cows (with they will never eat because they are vegan).
If you do get to know one they are very intelligent and well educated. They also tend to be great people, just don’t bring up pro-life, guns, or Trump
Did you see that girl drinking that latté at Starbucks? With those funny glasses on she must have been a hipster
Kyle: why is that guy wearing the same outfit as my mom?
Ryan: because he’s probably gay.
Luis: no man! He’s a hipster!
Kyle & Ryan: shut up Luis
Kyle: why is that guy wearing the same outfit as my mom?
Ryan: because he’s probably gay.
Luis: no man! He’s a hipster!
Kyle & Ryan: shut up Luis
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