Herp Derp

Cole Hudson

Derpy de herp. Derpy turkey. Herp Derp

by Coco Puff98 July 06, 2011

Herp Derp

Abe Harrington!

My boyfriend, Abe, is a herp derp!

by JoryPoopyPants January 02, 2012

Glitter Herpes

The type of herpes you get from Edward Cullen.

You: I have glitter herpes. It's an epidemic.
Other Person: Really? How'd you manage that?
You: I fucked Edward Cullen. Don't do it. It's a trap.

by wordvomit November 07, 2010

Perma-herp

That sore on your friends face that they never discuss and never goes away.

Did you see Burt Reynolds perma-herp acting up today? I think it's bout to eat his face.

by MasterJRC October 18, 2008

herpe shark

Someone who participates in sexual activity and gets herpes and decides to do a water sport such as swimming or water polo and tends to share water bottles with others.

BRIE,swim away from the herpe shark!

by Grace& Brie May 11, 2005

Proximity Herpes

Herpes that can be contracted from simply being around the infected party.

"I would love to get it on with Ke$ha, but just being in the same room with her would give me Proximity Herpes"

Guy 1: "Hey, should I invite Tonya?"
Guy 2: "No dude! She has Proximity Herpes and would infect the whole party!"

by Zombie Josh April 07, 2010

halo herpes

when a halo player is stuck with several sticky grenades at once giving the illusion that he has some kind of STD

I was ahead but then I got the halo herpes.

by TheFrenchTickler225 May 03, 2010