heffer

1. A huge fat chick.
2. Jessica. also see jelly rolls, obese, fatso, big mama, etc. etc.

DUDE HAVE YOU SEEN JESSICA, SHES A FREAKIN HEFFER!!!!

by Miss RUDE as Hell September 21, 2005

heffer111

Species Loseritus dweebetortus.

You can discover heffer111 in the darkest depths of the Vestibule.

by Hiphopotamus July 6, 2003

heiffervescent

Fat people who are ridiculously, annoyingly bubbly and happy. (What the hell are they so happy about? They're FAT.)

Kate is so heiffervescent, she was giggling and snorting when she walked into the room.

by Kim372 July 14, 2006

Heffalump

An obess ogre looking hob-a-long who's only contributions to the team is taken up space, smells like farts and cheese.

Heffalump says she's carrying the team but that's a lie.

by Abbicadabbi July 27, 2017

heifey

the act of getting so crunk that you started grinding on guys as an act of homo sexuality

"dude i was so freakin heifey last night at the club that everyone started calling me a faggot"

by aaron bomber and grady penning August 3, 2007

Heffa

General derogatory word describing women; More precisely,Loud, overweight,and most commonly women of african decent.

Damn son, that heffa finna file for child support.

by Saucemaster3000 March 2, 2009

Heffesta

The sound a sloppis mgginnis makes in exasperation.

Heffesta! Angus jumped in surprise.

by Mike "Wolfie" Harding July 24, 2003