coat hanger dick

When your dick is so heavily misshapen and curved it resembles the top of a coat hanger, even when it’s hard.

“Damn that dude had such a coat hanger dick, you can hang him in the closet.”

by Undeadgothbussy September 9, 2022

hangeroused

The act of being both hungry, horny and angry.

I am so hangeroused that I hit my burger in anger and jerk off afterwards.

by Neobonde September 1, 2018

Cling Hanger

When a pornographic video ends ebruptly before the viewer has had a chance to ejaculate.

Man, I was watching a porno yesterday and it ended on a total cling hanger.

by BOOTYSQUIRT January 28, 2021

Grib hangers

old, saggy, flapjack, orangutan type boobies that hang down past her knees.

It's too bad Ashley fell out the window and caught her boobs on the rail. She hung there for three hours! She used to have a nice set of grib weights, but now all she has is grib hangers.

by aabke August 11, 2009

Hanger boss

A person who's fast with hangers. Or a boss for hangers

Look over there he's a hanger boss

by Laver 24 June 21, 2021

shirt hanger

When a person is so fat that their shirt hangs over their belly.

1)At Mcdonalds I saw a kid who was a real shirt hanger.

by Kevin Clark November 21, 2007

Side Hangers

When a person has bulging side breasts.

Joe: "Maaan did you see Luis' side hangers? Looks like he can fly away on them!"
Chuck: "Check out those side hangers!"

by Scrumpo May 28, 2018