A joke, a fag, and an untalented cartoon character. He's just like Homer, except his chin looks like balls has no beard talks like a girl and his pants are green instead of blue. Also, he wears gay glasses has a passion for gay porn is completely random likes weird sex and treats his wife badly. Even so, his wife Lois is a common slut. He is the king of the gayest most perverted TV show ever where everyone basically looks the same.
How did they come up with Peter Griffin? Mix up gay perverse sexually obsessed and a smoking joke together and its a spitting image of the asshole.
by Pseudonym Taken June 22, 2009
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2. If you can lose money in the stock market you will; a variation on Murphey's law.
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I lost $100,000 selling my home in Dublin, but I followed Griffin's Law.
Stocks occasionally go up in value so that some make money; but Griffin's law be damned, I never do.
Stocks occasionally go up in value so that some make money; but Griffin's law be damned, I never do.
by dwwrobertson September 25, 2010
Get the Griffin's Law mug.Main character of a german television show as a troublemaking alcoholic attending a communtiy high school. He experiments with drugs and as a suprise to everyone he recently came out of the closet sadly. He now smokes pole all day
"fucking anthony griffin, you are a gay ass motherfucker, hahaha, but your better than posters child molesting ass"
by samueljackson March 14, 2008
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Meg Griffin is the worst Griffin on Family Guy. If she gets the makeover back, she'll get positive reviews.
by Sean Ryan September 8, 2006
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by World Domination March 11, 2005
Get the Meg Griffin mug.Griffin Collins is a senior at Lake Oswego High who nobody really likes. ALL of his friends are freshman and he hits on every freshman girl in the school. Griffin seems to get angry at the smallest things. Griffin is very protective of his crushes and will do many things to ensure that nobody else will talk to his crushes, most likely in fear of being exposed as a freshman predator or that someone would “steal” them away from him. If you start talking to one of his many freshman crushes he will lie and spread rumors about you trying to get the freshman to stop talking to you in attempt to eliminate potential competition, he will even do this to his friends. Griffin has recently been calling himself Thad, and he also has freshman girls call him Thaddy (Thad+daddy) he thinks it’s a clever nickname, but really it makes him sound like a dumbass and pedophile. He has betray many of his friends and will most likely continue to do so. He has claimed that he is getting into Ohio State University, but his GPA is a 1.8, also to be noted he recently said he is not going to collage (which means he will most likely end up hitting on high school freshman girls for the rest of his life or until he is locked up for being a pedophile). He will most likely end up in jail for pedophilia or be a homeless person on the street if he stays on his current path. I strongly advise that you do not go near or associate yourself with him especially if you are a young girl.
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