catching a grenade

In Bruno Mars's song "grenade" he is symbolizing that he is going to "catch a grenade" for you, bro. This mean a bro must land in a grenade for another bro.

You're going out to a party with a wingman and there is a group of two chicks. One girl is hot as fuck and the other looks ugly as shit you're bro must do anything to occupy the ugly girl (catching a grenade) so you can get into elbow deep in poone.

by Triggaman August 1, 2014

Shit Grenade

to punch someone in there ass hole during sex

i gave her the worst shit grenade of her life

by Shit Grenade August 3, 2007

green grenade

a bottle of Heineken beer

I'm all about the green grenades

by ShroomOfDoom April 25, 2006

hellzone grenade

1. (n) the crap fallowing constipation.

1. "Ahh... man, I just had a hellzone grenade,it almost blew up the toilet!!!"

by Somebody Outthere December 25, 2007

flash grenade

A flash grenade is a girl who, due to her mastery of the art of deception, appears NOT to be a grenade. She operates similarly to the M84 flashbang issued by the United States army in the sense that it subdues its target in order to trap it, but doesn't kill it so that it can be taken advantage of in ways that require a live body. (Sort of like how some parasites will inject an anti-inflammatory into it's host.) It is only after the victim wakes up that he realizes that he actually hooked up with a grenade.

Flash grenades can be identified easily if one pays attention to the right details. Extremely tan, tons of jewelry, skanky outfit, and caked on make-up are clues that you may be dealing with a flash grenade.

Flash grenades become much better at being flash grenades with each alcoholic drink consumed by the target.

"I don't remember this ugly girl from last night, how'd I get in her bed?" (she was a flash grenade, that's how)

by sammymoto August 28, 2010

Ham Grenade

Any small pork-based product which does not require refrigeration and can therefore be kept on one's person for extended journeys; usually associated with mail-order holiday food baskets. i.e. summer sausages and miniature ham.

"We have a long drive ahead of us. Let's grab a ham grenade for the road."

by Foobaknid February 6, 2010

Soup Grenade

Explosive diarrhea.

omg, I think I am going to have Mexican soup grenades from eating at Taco Bell..

by tlay January 22, 2011