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Gobble Gobble!

Chicken- Fight me you pussy (Angry Context)
Cookie Monster: Fuck you bitch (Casual Context)
Student: Hey Fuck You
Teacher: What did you say
Student: Gobble Gobble
Teacher: GOBBLE GOBBLE!
by PUSSYDESTROYER6969996 February 27, 2019
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gobble the glue

When a woman gives head and swallows the load she is gobbling the glue.
When a man's getting his dick sucked from a woman who is unsure, hesitates, signals, or doesn't want to swallow. She should be told, 'gobble the glue'. Often times, the saying is lengthened by saying, 'gobble the glue' or I'll glue your eyes shut!
by anonymous May 16, 2023
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Gobble Squabble

The scrunched up and saggy skin between your dick and the top of your scrotum when it is warm or outside or pinched. Similar shape as the wattle on a chicken.
“Babe, your gobble squabble keeps hitting my chin!”

“Did you see Kevin in the showers after the game yesterday, his gobble squabble was immaculate!”

“Grab my gobble squabble when you go down, it’ll make me cum way faster!”
by Guggilodall July 10, 2021
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Gobble Goozie

Ever seen a man churn butter on his whore? Well it’s like that but the man then eats the churned butter like a fucking cake. The girl farts while he is eating it out.
My husband gobble goozied my ass last night and now my ass is so loose!
by anonymous September 21, 2021
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gobble that knobble

Dude Sarah knows how to gobble that knobble!
by ThatKidWithThatName December 11, 2012
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Gobble Job

The act of deep throating a dick far enough that the testicles hang down ones chin such as a Turkey Wattle (the testicle like skin hanging from the neck of a Turkey). The sound of gobbling may or may not be involved but is usually preferred in the event of a true Gobble Job.
"I thonight I heard turkeys outside my house last night so I ran out expecting to find a flock on my lawn...then I remembered my roommate telling me about this awesome oral sex trick his girl friend had learned. He called it a Gobble Job..."
by rat_prince May 30, 2014
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Fancy gobbles

Giving oral sex while stroking a penis with your pinky finger extended.
She surprised me with the Fancy Gobbles last night...
What do you know about Fancy Gobbles? ...
by $r&Nb September 12, 2020
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