slow fuse

When a person doesn't get upset/angry/sad easily, he/she is a slow fuse.

I have been bothering her for a long time, and she's not angry yet... she's such a slow fuse.

by Comar02 February 8, 2017

quick fuse

A person who reacts too quickly; doesn't think before reacting

He is such a quick fuse. He never thinks before he speaks.

by TeecherDee October 17, 2017

Wet Funeral

When two people have sex while crying due to their relationship ending.

Oh man I broke it off with Wendy and we decided to have a wet funeral as a final goodbye.

by Lilego November 12, 2018

shoebox funeral

Burial of the victim of a fire, explosion, massive crash, which leaves so little remains that fit in a shoebox.

So little left of the victim he could have had a shoebox funeral.

by barber of seville April 12, 2019

Corn fused

A person,place or thing confused in Iowa

I am corn fused about this problem I've grown

by Des Dino a May 25, 2019

greek funeral

When teabagging someone, and your balls cover each eye like the coins in an ancient greek funeral.

The night ended when my teabag turned into a greek funeral.

by TastierGiant January 14, 2020

Viking Funeral

masturbating into an old sock one last time before you throw it away (or burn it for a more authentic viking experience). ceremony may be done with or without an audience, viking’s choice

hey guys, just got back from a viking funeral. I cried a bit, but I know he’s in a better place now.

by childishzambino May 21, 2021