inverse function of shit

When instead of taking one dump after multiple days, you take multiple dumps in one day.

James: dude do you have diarrhea or somethin, why u keep rushin to the bathroom every ten minutes?

Sean: i dont have diarrhea. Im experiencing an inverse function of shit cuz i ate that shady indian curry!

James: nigga if u mention math again imma take an inverse function of shit in yo mouth!

by yeabuddy19 June 20, 2014

cognitive function

Brain power

"I got in a car wreck. Now I'm a vegetable."

"How are you typing? "

"Cognitive Function Bitch"

by Dick ThunderSword May 11, 2015

Mother function

The mathematical way of saying motherfucker, : An insult to a person's well being, or replacement word.

Forget this mother function test

by Kingdom forest March 27, 2017

Nigerian Fence

When the male in a black couple gets his hairy asshole eaten out by his partner with braces. The pubes are caught in the braces and ripped from the males asshole. They then make out and the pubes are transferred to the males mouth.

Yo I did the Nigerian Fence with my girl last night. It was fucking amazing!

by nigward303 July 27, 2018

too drunk to func

1) The act of becoming too inebriated to physically perform any tasks. 2) Not being able to perform sexually for reasons of being too inebriated.

Damn Billy was too drunk to func last night, I can't believe he tried to make that pizza.

by MickeyWalsh October 11, 2009

brick built fence

The term 'brick built fence' is commonly used by electricians to describe a wall. Both internal and external.

Hay, Ian, bang me a socket on that brick built fence.

by robospike May 18, 2010

Urban Snow Fence

As noted by New York City Street Police: Taking place in winter, this beat cop coined phrase is metaphorical in meaning, yet actually functional of purpose if conditions right:

This stupid human trick requires a minimum of four unknowing participants and one sleepy-head street dealer of flake cocaine. The phenomena usually takes place on the third calender day of the month, which of course is welfare, disability and social security check arrival time. It is during a blowing snowstorm that four or more appropriately attired individuals wait for said drug dealer. They stand at a light post in an orderly first come first served line. This arrangement, in effect, duplicates the function of a rural snow collecting drift fence.

I didn't know it was the third of the month; would you look at the length of that urban snow fence!

by gravy111 November 27, 2010