Foreskin

A colleague / coworker who disappears when things gets hard

Sam is such a foreskin, you can never find him during end of year meetings

by Nuck Chorris 69 October 11, 2023

Porky foreskin

After a few butt chugs on the back 40, you play the golf simulator with a gerbil bluegilling peeking out from you anus

Dude, i cant wait to get me some porky foreskin on sunday. #porky4skin for life

by 2chainsmcCains February 14, 2021

hurt foreskin

when you are masturbating circumcised and you cause too much friction on the foreskin so it peels

hey bro i got hurt foreskin last night i didn't use lube

by poo poo dealer May 14, 2019

Foreskin Forensics

Close and meticulous examination of the foreskin for evidence of disease, rash, markings, unfaithfulness etc.

Mary has a PhD in Foreskin Forensics. Do not ever think of going back from a meeting with a "secret friend" without washing your foreskin. She will find even the tiniest amount of lipstick or other foreign substance on your prick.

by Wee Wee Willie Winkie April 13, 2023

Foreskin fishook

When you wiggle your uncircumcised penis at your cat and let it hook its claw into your foreskin.

Tammy was pretty pissed all day at work because last night Jeremy decided he’d rather have a nice ol’ foreskin fishook instead of fucking her wretched arse and ended up th the ER

by Puss Side On September 15, 2019

Foreskin Cornucopia

When someone doesn't wash for weeks or months to the point where it looks like a Cornucopia but instead of the fruit its good o'l Smegma chunks

Yo i sucked Neal's cock last night and he had so much shit in his foreskin it looked like a Foreskin Cornucopia

by Justtrash21 March 9, 2020

foreskin cheese

when you FATTY that you cant clean yo dick after a creepussy session and you let it crust and it begins to form a cheesy substance

you: DAD! I'm just like you
dad: why son?
you: after my goon session with my creepussy last week I've been letting it crust
dad: that's great son!
you: yeah and I even started to make foreskin cheese!
dad: what do you do with the days harvest?
you: I feed it to the cat... HE LOVES IT!

by brayden_shmaydon March 5, 2025