grandma grunt

Term used to refer to elderly drivers who drive slow. Male equivalent is grandpa grunt.

Come on, grandma grunt. The speed limit is 60km/h and you're only going 40!

by The Real Driller July 5, 2021

Grandma's Ankles

A euphemism used to describe mouldy // outdated brussel sprouts.

Nigel "Oh god these are just like grandma's ankles!"
Grandma "Shut up you nonce"

by Silly Spoon March 14, 2018

Grandma cleavage

Cleavage of a young women that loooks like a 90 year olds chest

Jordan has grandma cleavage

by Ismokedpotwithjohnnyhopkinds January 5, 2011

Grandma Frog

The most selfless person you will ever meet. There was only one that ever walked this Earth.

Man Brooke is my favorite kid. ~ Grandma Frog

by Brookiebabygirl January 6, 2018

Dabbing Grandma

The most cringe thing ever to exist

It will make you want to jump off a bridge

OH NO HELP US ALL GRANDMA HAS BECOME A DABBING GRANDMA

by Reverse uno card August 2, 2019

Grandma horn

refers to the gramophone-like shape of a plastic bag stuck into any vessel (bottles, cartoons or bowls etc.) to funnel or contain/include.

Jack II: In those good old days of wooden dinghies, no guys would hesitate when the nature called you. No cond-u-its, not even T-party kids in ports.
Jackie: But ladies should truely thank Prauda brains, who turned those stinky sailcloth buckets into fashionable wash&dry TOTO bags!
Rose: So, grandma horns wasn't grandma's idea, anyway...

by 👹 murmur raider September 15, 2019

Grandma Chooch

An incredibly slow driver who is typically named Brian or blue grandma. Basically it's a slow driver who shouldn't be driving. Damnit Brian

Person 1:That jerk in front is going 35 in a 75.
Person 2: don't worry they're just a Grandma Chooch

by anonymous July 18, 2021