flumpy

to recieve a blowjob while taking a shit.

Your daughter was good enought to give me a flumpy yesterday.

by drewdown January 19, 2003

flumpos

The sound a hard terd makes that is difficult to pass, or a large hard terd.

After much waiting and pressure the terd drops into the bowl - flumpos.

by Dr. Iswakowa December 14, 2013

flumpie

Yeah when cats get old and fat they get flumpies on their stomachs and the fur is so soft there lol

Damn that cat flumpie.

by Cgossman2 March 23, 2017

flumpernugget

rik made this and it has literally no def. at this point

You're a flumpernugget

by MrCornflks December 12, 2017

flumpernugget

an insult or something to yell when frustrated

FLUMPERNUGGET I CAN'T FIND MY PHONE
susan was being such a flumpernugget at school today

by solarburrito June 12, 2018

Flumping

When two mammals cram large quantities of marshmallows down each other's ears

Guy one: Man, I couldn't believe it when my gf said that she didn't think flumping was fun.
Guy two: Dude, dump her weird ass.

by THEMARSHMALLOWYOVERLORD January 1, 2019

flumptouse

big, round or juicy

the water melon is very flumptouse

by common peoples February 7, 2022