Flower Mound

A place full of people who are both uptight and paranoid.

Bob: This place is a total Flower Mound!
Jake: It's a retirement home, dude, what do you expect?

by A_Mysterious_Man October 11, 2012

Flowers

Dollars. Used mostly as a euphemism in prostitution circles.
Sometimes also referred to as roses.

Lexy told me it would cost 100 Flowers for a BJ.

by Maish July 16, 2008

Flowering Tulip

Flowering Tulip describes the butt hole. If you look at a butthole you will see the center exit (or entrance for some) and around that shows the wrinkling from the excess skin which allows it to expand. This looks like a flowering tulip

Last night I buried my dick in her flowering tulip!

by TwoSpot August 12, 2009

blakey flower

A pazzed out, closeted, passive aggressive, dippy, junkie fried fuck that loves to play the victim in EVERYTHING and has 0 respect for anything or anyone

A blakey flower is often referred to as an air-waster or a poofter chook and are noticeable with their confused look towards everyday life.

If your scared you could always do a blakey flower and hide under the bed

"He couldnt even get it hard"
"Omg not another blakey flower!!"

Smells like diabetes... blakey flowers not around is he?!

by Bfpc92 February 24, 2017

flower shop girl

a girl who works in a flower shop. Flower shop girls are known to be some of the nicest friendliest girls around.

I was buying some flowers the other day, and the girl in the shop was extremely friendly and nice. Everyone should get to know a flower shop girl.

by Figleaf23 September 9, 2007

Flowers

alternate term for crap

Oh, flowers! I lost my hampster again! Now I have to eat all the flowering guacamole!

by Nate Lawrence, CBU January 23, 2009

Flower Pot

A woman's vagina. A woman's Vagina is known to some as a "flower pot" because like a flower pot it houses seed (sperm.)

Wash your flower pot.
Don't let anyone see your flower pot.

Another word for sperm is "seed" so you would would think of these 2 combining to form a baby.

by Andre Fontanez March 15, 2010