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Festival Carpenter

A type of person that worked back stage at a festival once and now thinks they're a certified
Carpenter
I really don't want to take him on, he's a festival carpenter and will be a pain in the arse thinking he knows it all and not listening
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by Spgr86 March 11, 2023
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Crying festival

Its a tradition in iran wich last ten days each year from first to tenth moharram, (hijry canaldar), its a tradition in shia community in islamic areas. the relegious governemnt of iran for exalmple, helds this tradition every year. It beleive that this tradiotion is one of the main things ensure this political system to live longer, they encourage and force people to go in that festival in the streets and hit themselves and cry outload. Its one of its kind in the wole world. Some People sometimes race eachother in crying.
_Hey bro, why are you wearing black t shirt? You were a colour guy.

+yeah, its moharram, so its a crying festival in the streets, I gotta go in there, theres lotta chicks there came to chack out guys, its the only festiv they can go and stay till midnight.
by @farzad2018 September 19, 2018
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Fecal Festival

A festival held my the mole people where each person donates a gram of shit and they lace there houses with shit ornaments, once they are finished they bring down a human and split his penis open put some shit in his dick and see it closed
Hey the mole people are starting a fecal festival lay low so your duck don’t get shit in it
by Grape_Juice_in_my_Booty August 4, 2021
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festive wink

When you wink with a clicking sound
I really liked her so I shot her a festive wink to call her over
by Ohio Washington June 20, 2022
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Ratchet Banana Festival

It's conspiracy. Shook AF
Ben: Did you hear about the album?
Gionna: So Ratchet Banana Festival

Ben: Yasss girl!
by JuiceTinTime March 15, 2018
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