feeding the vacuum

Slang for fucking the vacuum. With a penis of course. Fucking the tube is usually how its done.

Mom: Son! What are you doing to the vacuum!?!?

Son: Feeding the vacuum.

by TrolleyMC June 17, 2017

choice feed

Used to describe really good food, often when you have the munchies.

Speaker A: “Aw cunt that maccies looks peng”
Speaker B: “Yeah mate it’s a choice feed”

by mcbaldo November 9, 2017

Feeding the penguin

The art of inserting live maggots into your penis

Are you going fishing?

No, I’m just sick of lesbian porn, so I though I’d try feeding the penguin.

by Boxfridge November 25, 2017

feeding the donkey

stimulation of a man’s anus with the hand in a manner similar to feeding a hungry donkey; the male equivalent of “feeding the horse”

Jay was feeding the donkey with his hand down the back of Ray’s jeans while Ray gave him head.

by jjaustx February 28, 2018

Feed the Meter

When your dating a girl and she wants to have kids and get married, you get her whatever it takes to buy more time.

My girlfriend is talking about having kids, so I bought her a dog to feed the meter.

*Friend 1:* My girlfriend is turning 33 tomorrow.

*Friend 2:* Gotta feed the meter bro!

by GKG1214 February 3, 2020

Feed the Centipede

A way of announcing that you are going to the toilet in order to defecate.

I ate too much at lunch, I gotta go feed the centipede man

by CreamyBic October 27, 2012

twit-feed

Your (or someone else's) twitter.com feed of what is typically completely useless shit.

Shortening of twitter also serves as a mild mockery of the service's users.

"What the hell is with this fucking traffic?"
"Maybe the twit-feed will answer this!"

by kidra July 9, 2012